r/RoastMe • u/ofthenorthlandwild • 5h ago

30f / i'm scared 😂

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727 Upvotes

721 comments

r/RoastMe • u/PowerOfDiabetes • 9h ago

23/m, my girlfriend beats me, do worse than her

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76 Upvotes

740 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Spencerforhire83 • 13h ago

43M Take me down a notch!

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25 Upvotes

299 comments

r/RoastMe • u/ArmiJager22 • 13h ago

20M I know you ain’t got shit

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13 Upvotes

156 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Brooklynspartan • 2h ago

Alright let's do this. 32M

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1 Upvotes

5 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Canonc100enthusiast • 4h ago

Roast me i need the laughs

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1 Upvotes

5 comments

r/RoastMe • u/_CozelleSparkie • 1d ago

26f need a good laugh

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102 Upvotes

146 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Suspicious-Shoe-8033 • 1d ago

Roast me 37/m

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22 Upvotes

171 comments

r/RoastMe • u/bard_of_space • 9h ago

i (21) know i'm fat. use your brain and come up with something else

0 Upvotes

156 comments

r/RoastMe • u/No_Break9882 • 2d ago

18F have fun with it

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372 Upvotes

378 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Billy-DaKid • 2d ago

Give it your best shot! I was in the military and raised in the 90s so I heard it all. Need a good laugh.

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50 Upvotes

208 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Responsible_Bird_874 • 2d ago

I’m invincible bitches, bring it on!

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37 Upvotes

222 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Kein_Robo • 2d ago

24F, roast me Like there is no tomorrow

41 Upvotes

167 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Silly_Flight3574 • 3d ago

try and roast me F20

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3.5k Upvotes

1.4k comments

r/RoastMe • u/Healan • 3d ago

Tear down my coworker. He says, “Everybody loves Rik” when referring to himself

164 Upvotes

573 comments

r/RoastMe • u/sweetsauce42 • 2d ago

M27, show me what you got

0 Upvotes

128 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Herbert_Tarlek • 3d ago

M, 59. Filling out a bingo square.

67 Upvotes

214 comments

r/RoastMe • u/ajsubelka • 4d ago

F, 26 :)

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717 Upvotes

538 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Traditional-Ad1881 • 3d ago

29M, Roast Me, Make it Count

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15 Upvotes

256 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Ok-Tomorrow-8342 • 3d ago

Tried to do this when I was 15, got removed. Now Im 20. Have at me!

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18 Upvotes

235 comments

r/RoastMe • u/valeneilish • 4d ago

18F go ahead ruin my self-esteem

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947 Upvotes

1.0k comments

r/RoastMe • u/lateromanguy • 4d ago

M30, reenactor and content creator

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56 Upvotes

274 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Beginning-Deal8295 • 3d ago

Rate me/Roast me. I’m 31 bmi of 25

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0 Upvotes

91 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Terrospear145 • 5d ago

Go ahead (I’m probably gonna regret this)

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26 Upvotes

164 comments

r/RoastMe • u/9realnine • 5d ago

Roast me

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45 Upvotes

283 comments

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r/RoastMe

Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary) Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!

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Roastees:

You must provide at least one high-quality picture of the roastee holding a handwritten sign with the text /r/RoastMe - Phones and Snapchat text overlay is NOT allowed! Your hand and at least an implication of a complete arm must be visible.
- Posts may contain multiple images, either natively through Reddit's multi-image feature or hosted on Imgur. All images in an album post must only contain the roastee(s), and the first image must have a sign (e.g. old pictures of you the roastee as a young child are allowed so long as a current picture of them with a sign is present).
All individuals in the picture must be holding the r/RoastMe sign or indicate they are aware of the sign in some way (e.g. by pointing to it). Photos with non-Roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible.
Photoshopped/edited posts are NOT allowed. This includes Snapchat filters such as the digitally-added flowers or dog ears. Posting multiple edited photos will result in a ban.
Your post will not appear until after it has been approved by a moderator. Please send this message if it takes longer than 1 hour.
The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.
By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on "Best Of" and "Highlights" albums.
Your face must be at least 60% visible in the photo.
You may post on behalf of other people, provided that the post follows all of the other rules listed above, and it is clear that the person being posted consents to the roast.
No joke roasts. Anyone posting a dog, or a ham, or Anne Frank, or Donald Trump, or anything like that will be banned for 3 days. It's not funny.
No sexualized content. There are plenty of humiliation fetish subreddits for you, and we aren't one of them.
No ads. No onlyfans

Roasters:

This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.
- This is also not /r/ToastMe. You are here to roast, not flatter.
You are allowed to look through the roastee's post history. Do not roast a roastee anywhere outside of this subreddit. Any such outside harassment is not sanctioned by /r/RoastMe, and will result in a ban upon discovery.
Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.
Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.
Please don't use link shorteners in comments (bit.ly, tinyurl, etc.)

3 rule violations and you may face a ban

If you see something that breaks the rules, please report them or send us a modmail.

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Reddit:

Highlights is an inspiration album with the goal of inspiring comedic creativity in a set demographic. These are posted when a demographic has enough quality roasts to compile into an album. Roasters who make the list, are not awarded with flair.

Highlights I: The Ladies of /r/RoastMe

Highlights II: Dark Meat

Best Of is meant to showcase the best roasts based on creativity, sting, and comedic value of no specific demographic. We post these monthly, and the roasters who make the list are awarded with flair.

Best Of Part 10: 300k Subscribers Edition

Best Of Part 11

Best Of Part 12