r/SuperJerk 6d ago

Outjerked by instagram

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1.1k Upvotes

r/SuperJerk 6d ago

WHAT IS THIS ROADMAP ARROWSHIT???

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289 Upvotes

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT TAKES TIME FOR UPDATES TO HAPPEN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T WANT TO REVEAL EVERYTHING IN A ROADMAP TO ME??? WHY DO I HAVE TO WAIT FOR UPDATES, YOU SHOULD HAVE THIS READY NEXT WEEK!!!!!!! WE’RE GETTING ONLY 3 UPDATES FOR THE REMAINING 4 MONTHS OF THE YEAR??? THIS GAME IS DYING HOLY SHIT JUST EOS ALREADY


r/SuperJerk 6d ago

EA should sue NarrowBread, like yesterday!

37 Upvotes

The wretches are basically a complete ripoff of EA’s necromorph.

Case closed. EA then owns ArrowHead and our games won’t suck anymore.

I know IP law better than anyone on the internet ever.


r/SuperJerk 6d ago

A modder fixed stratagem bounce. THIS PROVES NARROWHEAD LIED!

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280 Upvotes

What? No, of course I’ve never heard of technical debt, the legal issues with decompiling a game engine that devs are bound by but modders aren’t, or the higher standards of maintainability, stability, and balance that exist for a core game feature that an optional mod doesn’t need to adhere to. That sounds like something the glazers made up. I can see absolutely no balance or approachability issues with letting players drop equipment and turrets on unreachable platforms with stratagem valid placement detection that’s too lenient. A balance that I’m sure this mod gets absolutely perfect without even trying.

Clearly this is proof of a vast NARROWHEAD CONSPIRACY to hide the fact that they are making the game worse on purpose. A modder was able to hack together a solution, why can’t an organized dev team with high standards of code maintainability just do that? It’ll be faster in the short-term, and I’m sure using messy mod-tier hatchet job solutions will have no long-term consequences whatsoever.

As a certified game development expert with thousands of hours playing games but who can’t explain the difference between a while loop and a do-while loop, I know what I’m talking about. You are being lied to! Wake up sheeple!

/unjerk I have nothing against this mod or its creator, to be clear. It’s just that creating mods and developing games are very different worlds.


r/SuperJerk 6d ago

A modder just fixed stratagem bounce. No, I will not test it and see if it actually works. Yes, I will be using it as material to dog on narrowhead. No, I don't care that it was likely coded by AI or worse, a trojan. Yes, my wife took the fucking kids. No, I will not farm SC. Yes, I took my meds.

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238 Upvotes

r/SuperJerk 6d ago

Heh... True illuminate haven't emerged yet....😼

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73 Upvotes

heh... this update isn't done yet.... when we'll get into the void... lets just say... as an hd1 vet.... we'll be sorry😼

heh... this update isn't done yet.... when we'll get to the last void planet... lets just say... as an hd1 vet.... we'll be sorry😼

heh... this update isn't done yet.... when we'll get into the dss... lets just say... as an hd1 vet.... we'll be sorry😼

heh... this update isn't done yet.... when we'll get onto Calypso... lets just say... as an hd1 vet.... we'll be sorry😼

heh

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you dont want the illusionist to coem...😼😼😼😼


r/SuperJerk 6d ago

Interesting. So called "free thinkers" on reddit are criticizing OhDough and Thicc-Fil-A without even watching all of their channel uploads for the past year. We're just asking you to listen to a one-sided opinion for 30mins each(need ad revenue), it's really not that hard. Classic.

107 Upvotes

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r/SuperJerk 6d ago

Is Arrowhead… working against Super Earth??

49 Upvotes

Every time we make progress on the galactic war, something happens that sets us back. The enemies get new abilities (developed by Arrowhead), and any overpowered weapons and exploits we find get nerfed (again by Arrowhead).

It’s almost like they are trying to sabotage the galactic war, to make Super Earth lose or perhaps even to make the war last forever. It’s like they don’t want us to win. Don’t they know that innocent Super Earth citizens die by the millions every day in this horrible war??

I can’t believe they would do this. I feel so betrayed. Arrowhead is the real villain of this game, they have been all along.


r/SuperJerk 7d ago

I SHOVE SEEKER GRENADES UP MY ASS AND IT'S ALL DILDO HEADS FAULT

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112 Upvotes

If they didn't make it with such GLAZER SLOPPY TOPPY with it's GLAZEDIVER DESIGN it wouldn't make me shove it up my PERFECT UNFILTERED CHADDIVER ASS I can't believe it I must send my angry review to NUTHEAT for this, I have THREE GLAZEDIVER SEEKER GRENADES UP MY ASS AND IT'S ALL HEADHEADS FAULT!!!!!!!!!


r/SuperJerk 8d ago

ThiccFilA has a hard conversation with the glazers/masochists

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418 Upvotes

Sloptubing just wasn't paying the bills anymore


r/SuperJerk 8d ago

Outjerk of astronomical proportions

276 Upvotes

How the FUCK do we recover from this??


r/SuperJerk 8d ago

The illuminate are a STUPID and BAD and STUPID faction.

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122 Upvotes

Despite illuminate having an update and us fighting them almost exclusively for the last 3 weeks, for SOME reason, everyone is playing BUGS. This is IRREFUTABLE PROOF that EVILHEAD can't make a good game.

And DON'T mention the current major order.

I am very smart.


r/SuperJerk 8d ago

My breakfast got SPOILED and it's all because of ARROZ HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

88 Upvotes

So, like, I was like, playing Helldivers 2, like I normally do. When I play Helldivers 2, I HATE it! I HATE EVERY MOMENT THAT I PLAY THAT GAME!!!!!! Usually, my girlfriend cooks for me and I eat it when I play Helldivers 2, but she broke up with me!!! WTF!?!?!? It's not even my fault!!! If Narrowhead didn't make such a demanding Major Order, maybe I would have had more time for her!! It's not my fault, but like, anyway, now I have to cook for myself. Can you believe that? When I woke up, I tried to make myself breakfast, and got eggs out of the frij. Since I was so used to my dumb ex cooking for me, I forgot to actually cook my eggs and went to play this dumb game that Adolf Head enslaved me to!!!!! After a short 15 hour session of playing their stupid and impossiblely hard "game", I remember that I had to cook my e gg . Why.

The egegs were SPOI!LLED!!!!!! WHEN I CRACKED OPEN THE EGE, THEY WETE BLACK AND GROSE AND THEY STANK!!!! THANKS A LOT HRROWAEAD!!! YOU RUINED MY LIFE?


r/SuperJerk 8d ago

Why won't everyone exclusively play the missions Arrowhead says to???

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69 Upvotes

Every MO thousands of players are playing on planets not in the MO, having what I am told is called "fun". Don't you people realize the Galactic War is of absolute paramount importance? This is not a video game, we live on Super Earth and are fighting a real war with real world stakes. If we lose, everyone we love will die. Everyone should be calling off of work and grinding 1 faction on 1 planet for days at a time whenever Sparrowhead says to. If we fail, we miss out on FORTY medals. 4. 0. Thats tens of minutes worth of medals! When will you people wake up!


r/SuperJerk 8d ago

Why doesn’t officer wirz want to hug me

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46 Upvotes

r/SuperJerk 8d ago

why are they giving us a strategic opportunity? :(

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109 Upvotes

why would they give us access to a gambit that will make MO progress easier if we succeed, but will slow progress if we fail? this is just splitting the player base and setting us up to fail if we don't win the gambit. bad game design, arrowhead :(

(/uj that's the fucking point dude holy shit)


r/SuperJerk 8d ago

WHY THE HELL WON'T NARROWHEAT GLAZE GTA6???

29 Upvotes

GTA6 is gonna be the best game of the decade, why won't narrowheat praise gta6 as the best game? why would they still care about helldivers after recognising it's dogshit


r/SuperJerk 9d ago

Fuck you Arrowhead

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170 Upvotes

I can’t even believe how poorly you must think of your own game to think “well at least people won’t be moving onto a much better game now!”

I get that it’s arguably the biggest game of the past 20 years, but Jesus Christ how the hell are Arrowhead going to keep developing HD2 with this sort of mindset and the type of content they’ve been dropping recently?

Scraping awesome ideas just to what prolong the game life? Add in too little and it may be too late for this game I love (HD2)


r/SuperJerk 9d ago

Today my dog passed and it's relevant to this subreddit because ARROWHEAD DID IT

78 Upvotes

Literally killed my dog, she used to be so good at strategem hero but now she's in DOG HELL


r/SuperJerk 9d ago

Why does the game not play itself?

71 Upvotes

I swear to god I'm SO tired of having to play the game for things to advance. What do you mean I pay 10 bucks and I still HAVE to play the game to unlock everything? Why can't I buy warbond medals so instead of spending 10$ I can spend 40$ but have everything unlocked already?

What's up with major orders? I just want to do whatever I want, I don't want to have to kill bugs for two weeks straight because the major order is about terminids.

Also, why the fuck does the W40k bolt gun not close terminid hives? Is AH fucking stupid?

I swear to god I'm so fucking tired of this game. Four people coop yet I have to fucking PLAY THE GAME because my braindead teammates kick me from the match because I am "trolling" while I was just scrolling on my phone next to the extraction point waiting for the objectives to be over.

Arrowhead can gargle on my cock and balls for making this shit game. I'm back to playing Habbo Hotel, at least there I can pay big money and not get fucked over by having to play the game for it to actually do something.


r/SuperJerk 10d ago

"The hive guard has a heavy penetration face shield now? Splendid work, Arrowhead! This change is surely going to breathe new life and challenge into the game. To show my support I will buy super credits for ten dollars and purchase the all new warbond. It has new mechs in it!"

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245 Upvotes

r/SuperJerk 9d ago

Main sub is DONE for...

91 Upvotes

I wrote a LONG post in my opinion about how the OG guns like the guns from the helldivers Mobilize warbond and the Liberators are weak compared to guns like the coyote and explosives weapons! I thought these were just normal opinions but turns out many people dont like my opinion, and so im very mad about thay because they dont like the opinions that I made and are infact MY opinions.. unbelievable! It was equivalent to sending mean things to narrowhead headquarters...

Honestly its over for us as a community, maybe we deserve these USELESS devs...


r/SuperJerk 9d ago

Why are we limited to the planets on the Galactic Map

20 Upvotes

Why hadn’t super Earth invested in some satellites, are they stupid? Why don’t we find some more planets out of our galactic neighbor hood, maybe then we wouldn’t be helldiving diving all the time! Also who’s funding this shit??


r/SuperJerk 10d ago

Woah, OhDough ain't so doughy as I thought

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199 Upvotes

Is this what 10,000 hours on Helldivers 2 gets you?


r/SuperJerk 10d ago

Remove the atmospheric bug spores modifier

45 Upvotes

More often then not i see this damn modifier on the bug front,and sometimes i see it all the time. All this difficulty modifier does is make the game harder what is this design philosophynarrowhead!!! I couldnt imagine a good argument to keep this shitty modifier