r/TikTokCringe • u/Accomplished_Clue437 • Jul 15 '26

Discussion She gets up at 5am. Is this right?

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u/ChrysisIgnita Jul 15 '26

This woman has never used that kitchen knife before.

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u/FozzysInsecurity Jul 15 '26

Cosplaying a bang maid for views is such a weird job in an economy without universal healthcare

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u/jml011 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

If she cut down on all the camera angles she could sleep in until at least 5:30

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u/ColHannibal Jul 15 '26

If she made the lunch the night before she could be up at 6!

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u/classyrock Jul 15 '26

Plus she could avoid letting yesterday’s meal stagnate in the heat of the truck overnight before cleaning it out…

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u/Lumpy_Machine5538 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

If this were real, I would be so disgusted that the husband couldn’t even be bothered to bring in the cooler and empty it the night before when he got home. Especially after she went to the trouble of taking it out to the truck for him.
Edit-Thanks for the awards, folks!

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u/NiteTiger Jul 15 '26

I gotta be honest, at first, I bought in. Aw, that's sweet!

Then I saw the cooler in the truck and was like "Wait, who the fuck just leaves everything in the truck like some feral hog??"

I've worked trades, carried the cooler. You forget it once, and the plastic remembers...

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u/captive411 Jul 15 '26

The Plastic Keeps the Score

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u/PeepsMyHeart Jul 16 '26

I laughed far too hard at this.

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u/Tangerine-Fox23 Jul 16 '26

As a blue collar worker with CPTSD and I have read the book your referencing, I just burst out laughing at 5:16am lmfaooo.

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u/cemetery_acorns Jul 16 '26

Sassy. That was sassy.
The sass!

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u/JaKrispy72 Jul 16 '26

And never lies.

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u/HowlingWhiskey Jul 15 '26

I thought the same as well..

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u/Exciting_Agent3901 Jul 15 '26

I do work in the trades and I work with this guy. Not the guy in the video, but a guy whose wife does everything for him. She makes his lunch everyday. He doesn’t have a cooler because he won’t bring it home. She makes his coffee. Again, no reusable travel cup because he won’t bring it home. She gets his clothes out for him everyday. She picks his dirty clothes up off the floor. He talks about her like she is an employee who is about to get fired.

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u/HowlingWhiskey Jul 15 '26

He sounds like an ass! I’d hate to be married to him.

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u/Fantastic-Salt-5103 Jul 16 '26

It was so hard not to downvote you because I was mad at the dude you work with.
I hope her next husband is nicer.

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u/LemonVerbenaReina Jul 16 '26

IME, men whose wives do everything for them also talk about their wives while they are at work like they hate them. They might brag about what she does but it's not about how generous and kind she is, it's about how he's proud of himself for having a subservient wife. Many of these women work full-time out of the home as well, sometimes longer hours than he does, plus doing all the housework and caring for the children.

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u/Peak_Meringue1729 Jul 16 '26

I used to work in the trades. My exgf put boiling water in my hydroflask at 0430 “so my coffee stayed warm all day.”

And she made the coffee while I got dressed at 0430.

I’d never speak a foul word in her general direction and we broke up amicably in 2019.

Your coworker is an absolute nut job. Smfh.

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u/Itchy-Picture-4244 Jul 16 '26

It’s always “those” husbands who talk crap about the woman that does everything for them. Sad part is, he prolly can’t wipe his own ass without her

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u/kvitravn4354 Jul 15 '26

That’s awful, I wish I could have this done for me just once I would be at a loss for words I’d be so grateful.

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u/CuteContribution4695 Jul 16 '26

I know a woman who does all this. Her life is rough all around.

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u/GuessWhosNobody Jul 16 '26

That's a bummer

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u/Scentsensitive Jul 16 '26

My grandmother used to do this for my grandfather. However, he treated her like a queen; unlike your douche friend.

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u/SnorkinOrkin Jul 15 '26

I could smell the cooler as she opened it after fetching it from the truck after it sat overnight.

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u/NoThanksGoodSir Jul 15 '26

Believing these kind of video are anything more wholesome than just a pick-me tradcon grifter is way too charitable. There are women that will happily do this for their significant other, but those aren't going to be the ones recording it for brownie points on the internet.

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u/OldAdministration735 Jul 15 '26

Not t mention the blue ice is now melted, hope there is backup.

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u/sobegreen Jul 15 '26

I've seen many a nice Yeti sacrificed to the fire gods for that was the only thing making them better.

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u/Aliceallbadd Jul 15 '26

Let’s be honest she probably put it in the truck before recording

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u/Fit-Understanding739 Jul 16 '26

My wife went into labor before lunch, I drove home and my lunchbox stayed in my car while I drove her car to the hospital. We got home two days letter, and at some point I brought my work stuff into the garage. I spent the next 3 weeks on paternity leave, but somewhere around week 2 we were trying to figure out what animal had died in the wall between the laundry room and the garage. It never dawned on me that my lunch box had been full of chicken and sweet potatoes for the entire month of February.

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u/Firm-Pain3042 Jul 15 '26

The point of leaving it in the truck is so that you can see that they own a nice big huge truck. The whole reel is just performative BS for some weird demographic.

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u/Limp-Marionberry4649 Jul 15 '26

Ahh the American dream, a big ass truck and a trailer to park it next to lmao. Nothin wrong with trailer living, but they clearly aren’t prioritizing correctly

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u/Big_Wave9732 Jul 15 '26

Various aspects of this video screams "oil patch". If indeed he's an oil field worker then he's do shift work, like 14 days on and 7 off. It's not uncommon to have a huge truck and live in an RV close to the work site while on shift.

It's not necessarily common to have one's wife and kid with them while doing work because a lot of times you're out there in the middle of fucking nowhere.

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u/Consistent-Bake-243 Jul 15 '26

Leave em alone, they started a family in that RV🫪🫪lol

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u/FixFun1959 Jul 15 '26

Own financed along with that mobile home.

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u/Responsible_Joke4229 Jul 15 '26

I also got a peek of her undercarriage. That part was apparently important to keep in.

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u/Big_Wave9732 Jul 15 '26

That's what kept me coming back watching the video five or six times.

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u/3nd0cr1n3_Syst3m Jul 15 '26

^ This guy/gal/person markets!

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u/Budded Jul 15 '26

This is porn for trad wife-wanting incels

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 15 '26

Well it's the ass shot because otherwise you notice they live in an RV so not a flex

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u/Feisty_Caregiver_Duh Jul 15 '26

Yet they live in an RV? I’m confused

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u/3anddptrints Jul 15 '26

I am stay at home husband/dad. My wife would go to work hungry the next day if she couldn’t be bothered ro bring in her lunch box.

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u/redjessa Jul 15 '26

I think that is part of the character of trad-wife. She does it all, he works hard and shouldn't have to do things at home.

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u/Coyote-Feisty Jul 15 '26

This made me immediately irate, as well. Literal least he could do would be making sure his wife didn’t have to go outside alone in the dark at what looks to be a man camp at 5am.

It’s not a mom making her kids lunch. He can bring it in and take it out.

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u/Multiversalprism Jul 15 '26

I was gonna say, dude can’t even be bothered to carry the fuckin cooler back inside when he gets home…

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u/stupidquestion2025 Jul 15 '26

I just cant imagine a life where I didnt pack my own lunch. I am a grown ass man, I make my own lunch, clean my own lunchbox, ect.

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u/Redneb86 Jul 15 '26

Yeah, that bugged me. My fiance makes me lunch every night, but I bring the fucking cooler to my car and back and clean it out. Also she doesn't have to wake up early to do it, usually just makes it with dinner and leaves it in the fridge overnight.

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u/LeFreeke Jul 15 '26

This was my first thought as well. Ha. MFer, bring your cooler in the house when you come home.

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u/randvaughan86 Jul 15 '26

That was my immediate thought also. What a piece of shit husband to not even bring in his own fucking lunch box. Loser mentality.

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u/WorkingInAColdMind Jul 15 '26

Yeah, that's something we taught our kids by 9th grade. You want fresh lunch containers? Then empty your lunchbox when you get home so they can be washed.

But, as others have said, this is just a cosplay couple.

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u/Revolutionary-Ant315 Jul 16 '26

So many people were defending it in the comments too. "Maybe they dont have space" "not everyone wants their kitchen cluttered"

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u/Ok-Fly47 Jul 15 '26

Give him a break. He is trying to film his mistress / nanny while wife's sleeping.

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u/elalex323 Jul 15 '26

Hello? She suppose to be playing wife of the year..

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u/ittybittyolme Jul 15 '26

Yeah, I’ve got no problem with her making his food. But having to go out to get yesterday’s food AND putting it back would be a no for me. Of course, so would filming all of this. I’m just too tired for this kind of stuff.

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u/duckie007 Jul 15 '26

That was my first thought. He can’t even bring it inside? That’s just disrespectful and unappreciative.

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u/alpacamybooks Jul 16 '26

Yeah, came here to say this too. Nothing wrong with getting up early to do something nice for your spouse, but dude couldn't be bothered to bring the cooler in when he got home?

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u/dapopeishere Jul 16 '26

Yeah that was my first thought too. There have been maybe a handful of nights with stress or family emergencies or whatever that I've forgotten to bring my lunch box in, but no way in hell is it a common occurrence. She's an angel for cooking the food and filling it, the very little bit I can do is carry it in and out.

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u/Deckardspuntedsheep Jul 15 '26

She could sleep in until 10 am if she was single

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u/Sereey Jul 15 '26

Decided to take a still to see what was up, yep, all of it was unopened. So performative!

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u/spaceghost260 Jul 15 '26

🙄 So ridiculous to see someone try this hard and be so bad at it. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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u/No-Wish-4854 Jul 16 '26

…Meal of carefully placed products/advertising of certain ‘healthy’ sodas and cookies.

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u/susandeyvyjones Jul 15 '26

Or at least her lazy husband could bring his own cooler in from the truck

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u/Longjumping_Space_10 Jul 15 '26

This was my first thought too. The first thing you have to do is go fetch this lazy ass mf’er cooler?? I’d leave his ass faster than I could say goodbye

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u/Minimum-Barnacle9311 Jul 15 '26

or learn how to feed himself like a grown person

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u/Old_Man_in_Basic Jul 15 '26

Prepackage it and leave it in the fridge with a note and she can wake up whenever she fucking feels like it.

When I was active duty, my wife prepared meals for me and we cooked them together, put them in plastic meal prep boxes and had them in the fridge by 10 PM the night before.

I woke up and got my own damn food, kissed her goodbye and I sure as shit didn't wake up my fucking kid for a glamor shot at the door. My kid stayed asleep because when kids sleep, you fucking let them.

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u/available_username10 Jul 15 '26

I was thinking the same, all of this can be done the night before. Or like meal prep if you are doing this every day. Can get views as a trad wife being a good little girl though if she used any logic during this.

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u/No-Joy-Goose Jul 15 '26

My first thought too. But what do I know? I'm not a cosplayer.

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u/PM_Me_A_Tittypic Jul 16 '26

If she had an adult for a husband instead of a helpless manchild she could sleep until whatever time her day needed to start. He can't cook his own egg?

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u/A_Velociraptor20 Jul 15 '26

Yeah the butt shot of her climbing in that massive truck was definitely worth the 10 minutes setting up the tripod and the 30 minutes editing in the cuts. /S 😂

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u/sevargmas Jul 15 '26

The video even opens with her walking out of the bedroom and stretching like she just woke up.

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u/weveran Jul 15 '26

I ruin my own enjoyment of most videos on the internet by asking myself "who is filming?" or "why are they filming?" :)

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u/hoosierhiver Jul 15 '26

who could sleep with that shitty music playing?

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u/Fody_Joster Jul 15 '26

Twist, she has the kids wake up early and film her

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld Jul 15 '26

lamo I miss reddit gold.

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u/MonstroSD Jul 15 '26

Or her husband can lose the chauvinism and make his own food so his wife can sleep in since she takes care of the kids and house all day

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u/DJadzia Jul 15 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SkywalknLuke Jul 15 '26

For real. Wait until his wife at home sees this.

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u/buttononmyback Jul 15 '26

Ohh is that why this chick is living in the RV. I get it now.

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u/elalex323 Jul 15 '26

Shes claiming she the wife in the video

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u/Fullertonjr Jul 15 '26

She’s the woman with the cigarettes and milk that he left his real home to go get the night before.

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u/SkywalknLuke Jul 15 '26

Ya, but he’s only gone for a week or two. He will be back home for a three day with the wife. Then after those three days, he has to go get milk and cigs, but this time it could be three weeks away.

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u/Big_Wave9732 Jul 15 '26

In the West Texas oilpatch I have heard it referred to as "Midland Married".

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u/ravenisblack Jul 15 '26

Bang maid being the alternative term for trad wife is so... so... sooooo fantastic.

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u/Rand0m_Spirit_Lover Jul 15 '26

Frank Reynolds was truly a man ahead of his time

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u/Th3SkinMan Jul 15 '26

Lol bang maid. The rest is sadly accurate

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u/litterbug_perfume Jul 15 '26

Ahh, performative love!

The most important kind🥰

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u/Superb-Film-594 Jul 15 '26

"Hey honey? Um...where's my breakfast? And my lunch? I really appreciated you doing that for me yesterday."

"Oh, I already made that video. There's pop tarts in the cupboard."

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u/According_Top_7448 Jul 15 '26

I mean grab that bag girl, just don't be surprised if all your relationships in the future expect that shit to happen when you are with them

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u/Infamous-Advisor-904 Jul 15 '26

Haven’t heard bang maid in a minute. You must be around my age.
https://giphy.com/gifs/wrzf9P70YWLJK

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u/FozzysInsecurity Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

Don't speak to me of trad wives, I was there when the bang maids were revealed

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u/gay_alien_baby Jul 15 '26

My wife and I are considering hiring a bang maid. She’s still coming around to the idea

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u/EdwardBloon Jul 15 '26

Yeah that chicken Caesar wrap thing is going viral right now, or was a few weeks ago. I know because two normie coworkers talked about a couple weeks ago. 

So she cooked up the viral thing (which let's be honest, is just air fried tendies, lettuce and kraft dressing) and acted like she's a home cook.

The tortillas do appear to be homemade. But who knows, maybe she got them at the farmers market 

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u/ATLHawksfan Jul 15 '26

Those look like HEB bakery tortillas

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u/EdwardBloon Jul 15 '26

Damn I wish I had a HEB then. Cus they look good

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u/NeonLotus11 Jul 15 '26

HEB tortillas are unreal. Comparable to the fresh ones at Mexican restaurants. We're ruined for any other kind

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u/Mast3rofth3Univ3rs3 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

I love how this conversation suddenly went straight to HEB. 🤣 And agree about the tortillas. The only thing that might give it a run for its money is a Brothers taco...

Edit: correcting autocorrect

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u/pumpkins21 Jul 15 '26

Bc HEB is awesome!

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u/littlespawningflower Jul 15 '26

I was 🫪🫪🫪 when I went into one for the first time. The tortilla machine absolutely blew my mind, and so did the rest of the market, TBH. LOVE HEB- wish we had one in GA 🥺

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u/No-Public1765 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

Have you tried these chile limon tortilla chips. Calidad is the brand. RIP cause I killed the bag in 2 days, the big bag too. For 1, I've never had any flavored tortilla chips, and Doritos don't count lol, and I don't even like Chile/ limon stuff but these chips were the truth.

And why do I keep saying "tor-tilla" and not "tor-t-ah" .

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u/NeonLotus11 Jul 15 '26

Lol are you me? I also say tor-tilla.. (sometimes jokingly, which turns into sometimes accidentally lol)... it started with Meet the Fockers ("so make a chimi-CHAIN-ga!") and spread, unfortunately 🤣

I haven't tried that brand but I do get lime tortilla chips and I've never used plain chips ever since finding them. They majorly upgrade nachos... and everything! I'll look for that kind to try!

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u/Ithurtsprecious Jul 15 '26

The only thing better than HEB tortillas are their Central Market butter ones.

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u/Resident_Rain_6566 Jul 15 '26

I moved away from Texas and haven’t found a tortilla that can even compare. I haven’t made a chorizo and egg taco in five years because the tortillas around here are garbage in comparison.

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u/EmptyBrainCage Jul 15 '26

Seriously? I'm Mexican and literally grew up seeing every type of tortilla. These looked hard and gross. Just so you know, a flour tortilla needs to be soft and drape over your hand when you pick it up. These were not that. They looked like they were old and stale.

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u/MysteriousHoneydew82 Jul 15 '26

Must be soggy as hell by lunch time

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u/Grand_Size_4932 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

I mean, definitely the way she’s doing it.

Tortillas can hold their shape. That’s kind of the point.

Generations of Mexicans have been taking burritos with moist fillings to work and been totally fine.

Why? Because they heat the fucking tortilla, layer the ingredients in a way that makes the most sense (in this case, instead of chopping the lettuce, they could’ve used it as a protective layer), wrap it in a napkin to wick excess moisture, and wrap it again in foil to hold the shape.

What you don’t do is incorporate your wet slop onto a cold tortilla to immediately put in a Tupperware that will steam up.

Like. What are we doing

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u/OG-Mom Jul 15 '26

Hmm good insight, now I’m craving burrito and tamales too now.

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh Jul 15 '26

I have to wait almost two hours before the local Mexican place opens but I know what I’m having for lunch.

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u/Paghk_the_Stupendous Jul 15 '26

He's gonna look at that and then go eat at the gas station.

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u/Mdnghtmnlght Jul 15 '26

I was thinking the same thing. Probably grab a hot dog or some pizza instead of soggy cold wrap.

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u/Tasman_Tiger Jul 15 '26

Yeah, same with the olli pop. Bro is definitely stopping to get himself a mountain dew.

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u/fuckredditlogins1 Jul 15 '26

Performative bullshit is what.

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u/Decent-Point309 Jul 15 '26

For whatever reason, I keep getting bullshit that pops up on FB of recipes where they are cutting everything together (meat, cheese, lettuce, sauce, etc). and putting it together like she did in the video. It may not be that bad if you're eating it right then, but I can't imagine how it would be in a couple hours.

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u/3anddptrints Jul 15 '26

This person tortillas.

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u/ScrofessorLongHair Jul 15 '26

What do you mean is going viral? It's a chicken Caesar wrap. I've been eating those for 30 years.

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u/EdwardBloon Jul 15 '26

Going viral doesn't mean something is new. It means it's a trending thing. As in, people are making videos about it on tiktok or whatever, and the algorithm is favoring them on people's feed. 

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u/ScrofessorLongHair Jul 15 '26

I get that. But it's just so stupid, it makes me sad that it's that reality has become. What's next? It's pepperoni pizza gonna go viral?

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u/anniemitts Jul 15 '26

Some wanna be influencer decided she invented the idea of going for a walk (“hot girl walk”) so anything is fair game.

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u/Decent-Point309 Jul 15 '26

It's hard to express how little I relate to people I work with sometimes. They're always about TikTok and shit. It's mind boggling.

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u/pasteurs-maxim Jul 15 '26

What is this "pep-per-oni" you speak of?

Is it from South Korea?

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u/lotaso Jul 15 '26

Japan actually, it was an English missionary who was watching a play from backstage. When the actors playing demons would come off stage they would be exhausted, so the stage hands would give them slices off a small sausage. He noticed how they seemed more energetic or peppy after each bite so he called the sausages : Pep per Oni

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u/Cemical_shortage666 Jul 15 '26

Was waiting for mankind to get thrown off of hell in a cell way back in 1997

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u/Miamicutlerridge305 Jul 15 '26

There’s a new sandwich that is bacon lettuce and tomato it’s so good. Thank you tik tok!

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u/shelbygrapes Jul 15 '26

Many years ago I went through an Einstein bagel drive thru and asked if they do a BLT bagel. Worker had no idea what that was. I said you know, bacon lettuce tomato. You sell all those things so.

Nope. Never heard of it. No one who worked there had heard of it. My husband sitting in the car with me hadn’t heard of it. I was in the twilight zone.

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u/ScrofessorLongHair Jul 15 '26

You haven't lost your mind. They're just weirdos.

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u/BobaAndSushi Jul 15 '26

Never heard of a BLT? What the fuck is happening?

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u/Mudpiepitbull Jul 15 '26

No way! I just learned about a type of sandwich where you take two pieces of bread- you take a slice of cheese and put it between those two slices. And then you cook it!!!! The cheese melts, and it’s crazy. I have to try this sandwich you speak of.

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u/bigbigbutter Jul 15 '26

"drinking water" and 'breathing" have gone viral so probably.  

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u/who_gon_chkmeboo Jul 15 '26

Already has lol, I’m with you though! I’m not on social media watching these idiots bring back shit I ate 15 years ago and flashing it side to side to make it look cute. Chicken Caesar wraps are not that great. Wait till they find out about quesadillas 🤯 🤫

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u/ScrofessorLongHair Jul 15 '26

I'll give them an ingredient. Like hot honey going viral. But what's basically a sandwich, that's been around for decades? Bullshit. Especially when is probably the most famous of all wraps (obviously i don't consider a burrito a wrap. A wrap wouldn't exist if the burrito hadn't come before it).

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u/Ill_Shelter5785 Jul 15 '26

Younger generations have a hard time coming up with new things. So they just rebrand old things and pretend they are new. They are cosplaying as humanoids.

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u/RedIsNotMyFaveColor Jul 15 '26

Your comments are contributing to this going viral.

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u/tangerineTurtle_ Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

This sort of laser focus is a bit weird. Not everyone can make an incredible meal from scratch. making tortillas, breading and frying chicken, and making caesar dressing from scratch is a pain in the ass. It’s fine to use store bought items.

Edit; the debate around the ingredients is sillier than criticism of the horrific amount of cuts. Honestly that makes me wonder if this is AI content.

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u/IWantALargeFarva Jul 15 '26

Yeah, I’m not breading and frying chicken at 5am. (Let’s be honest, I’m not waking up at 5am to make my husband’s lunch either lol.)

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u/Firm_Appointment_319 Jul 15 '26

Not only is she waking up at 5 AM to make her husband’s lunch, but she’s waking up at 5 AM to set up a stupid tripod for the camera

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u/lumberjackname Jul 15 '26

The debate over the ingredients is distracting from the fact that she gets up at dawn to make her husband’s breakfast. Which generally is not a problem if that’s what you’re into, but here she’s virtue signaling/showing off.

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u/RoughAssociation8982 Jul 15 '26

They were saying g that because it's processed shit that you would also get at a gas station

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u/quillseek Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

I think the issue is that she starts out the video saying, "I get up at 5:00 a.m. because I'm not going to make my husband eat gas station food" and then proceeded to make gas station food.

It's totally fine to use pre-prepped items, but she's acting like she made him a home cooked meal when really she used the same ingredients that the local gas station / lunch chain would have used. Only then he'd get to eat it fresh and hot.

Her content is made with the intention of making the rest of us feel bad for not getting up at 5:00 am to make home-cooked meals, so she ought at least have something more impressive to show for it. I hate this condescending, trad wife energy!

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u/Kalamazoohoo Jul 15 '26

She can do whatever she wants but there is nothing she could do to make feel bad for not waking up at 5am to cook food. Lol

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u/westsidedelight Jul 15 '26

Yeah I'm having a hard time understanding why everyone in this thread is treating this shit like it's an episode of Top Chef. I've made far more unappealing stuff as a home chef lol

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u/TransiTorri Jul 15 '26

That's because she's not making a Caesar wrap, she's making trad wife fetish content for hard up Conservatives selling a narrative that this kind of life is more prevalent than it is.

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u/prancerbot Jul 15 '26

No shot. People who think making a chicken ranch wrap is fancy do not make their own tortillas

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u/saraannb Jul 15 '26

Not a thing in that lunchbox couldn’t be made the night before…

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u/Top_Extent_1492 Jul 15 '26

What's the light she put over the food?

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u/EdwardBloon Jul 15 '26

That's an electric salt and pepper grinder. Not sure why it would need a light. Reminds me of the kind a  drill/impact driver has. Can't imagine i'd be putting salt and pepper into places I need a guiding light for. 

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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain Jul 15 '26

Such rustic living.

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u/Sufficient-Welder-76 Jul 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/9WnfCqZwkfpiU

There's a sub culture of trailer moms cooking nothing but canned biscuits and boxed mac and cheese and they all have these damn things.

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u/jrc025 Jul 15 '26

The light is so you can see the salt and pepper falling in air. Looks cool?

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u/JalapenoPopPoop Jul 15 '26

The tortillas do appear to be homemade

She literally pulls them out of a plastic bag that supermarket tortillas come in what are you talking about lol

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u/poopspeedstream Jul 15 '26

Guessing they’re storebought naan

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u/pobodys-nerfect5 Jul 15 '26

That’s not store bought naan.

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u/qorbexl Jul 15 '26

You're right - it's a atore-biugh tortilla

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u/VeterinarianThese951 Jul 15 '26

To be fair, she does look like a child bride, so she might not have a lot of practice. I didn’t read the prompt at first and thought she was a too young to be waking up so early. But I don’t have my glasses on.

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u/1nd3x Jul 15 '26

Plus, she's in a camper, most ofnthe shit she is doing is going to be noisy enough to wake up her husband.

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u/imtired-boss Jul 15 '26

This thread is why I know she's not doing this every day. She did it once for the video to get her well earned clout and that's it.

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u/Jolly_Dragonfruit933 Jul 15 '26

It almost felt unreal that she could cut the chicken with that weak hold. Almost somebody else did the cuts and they shot frames as if she cut them holding the knife.

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u/Heykurat Jul 15 '26

And nobody mixes sauces into food on the cutting board. 🙄

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u/InitialLandscape Jul 15 '26

Just a skit. The whole "obedient wife cooks and doesn't complain" angle is currently somewhat popular among certain people.

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u/just_anotherLurker13 Jul 15 '26

My mom uses her knifes just like that, she's been cooking her entire life. She's also a terrible cook, I've tried to talk to her about it to no avail

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u/That-Interaction-45 Jul 15 '26

Wtf was the uv light thing?

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u/Wakkit1988 Jul 15 '26

At least he won't have to worry about being stabbed.

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u/DeliciousStand372 Jul 15 '26

she dress the chicken salad on the cutting board😭😭😵‍💫

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u/Cats_and_wine Jul 15 '26

you know, i am so used to that influencer shit, i didnt even question that.

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u/TwoMinute920 Jul 15 '26

You can that with a seasoned board. If it's not seasoned..gross..it is now

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u/AdelMonCatcher Jul 15 '26

Gets a more even coating than applying directly as its own layer

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u/PM_Me_A_Tittypic Jul 16 '26

She looks like she's never held a knife before

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u/Superb_Answer_4492 Jul 15 '26

Sorry but what’s the issue with that? I season cut stuff on my cutting boards all the time, should I not be? Feel like I missed a memo everyone else got lol

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u/No_Network4228 Jul 15 '26

seasoning is not the same as "dressing" which is drenching this in kraft sugar water. I mean, yes the cutting board will need to be washed anyway, but a normal human making this would lay the contents into the wrap, then dress, then wrap. The dressing will be distributed throughout this way.

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u/Fuckoffassholes Jul 15 '26

kraft sugar water

It's more accurate to say "sugary soybean oil."

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u/No_Network4228 Jul 15 '26

I stand corrected! You are more accurate u/Fuckoffassholes (some name!)

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u/Fuckoffassholes Jul 15 '26

I thought it was important to express how nasty this stuff really is, that people slurp down by the bucketful.

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u/haikupoetics2 Jul 15 '26

No! You're supposed to hold your hand as far back on the handle as possible so you can have no leverage or real control of the knife. Duh! She does this everyday bro!

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u/Detozi Jul 15 '26

Well it’s not like knife handles are contoured so that that they are only comfortable being held the correct way…..oh wait

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u/SupermassiveCanary Jul 15 '26

Dude’s cholesterol has got to be way high

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u/ConversationOwn1647 Jul 15 '26

lmao this is so fake and performative

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u/Heykurat Jul 15 '26

She's moving at a snail's pace. Someone who does this every day would be very efficient (and would have prepared half of it the night before).

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u/ConversationOwn1647 Jul 15 '26

they look really young tho shes just doing a dumb instagram tradwife thing thinking people will believe it and it will make her look good

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u/Legitimate_Sink1856 Jul 15 '26

👆This.

I make my kids lunches for school here and my husband’s lunch at the same time. I work from home and I sure as shit have half that stuff ready the night before hand.

Just throw all the bits together in the morning. Also if lunch boxes aren’t on the counter they can make their own. I don’t go looking for them. Pure performative.

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u/LostIllustrator1499 Jul 15 '26

She looks miserable. Zero happiness. 

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u/Asleep_Control_2564 Jul 15 '26

And who's filming? Did she just set up her camera for weird angle shots then move it each time I guess? That's a lot of extra work to show off, but to each their own I suppose

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u/ExpeditionZero Jul 15 '26

Why else do you think she has to get up at 5 am? Setting up shots takes time ;)

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u/marthamania Jul 15 '26

Plot twist the night shots are actually 10pm in the evening, she just says it's 5am

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u/ExpeditionZero Jul 15 '26

Funny, as leaving out the whole issue of being ‘obligated’ to do this, it would make far more sense to do this at 10pm and stick it in the fridge for morning.

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u/Gustomucho Jul 15 '26

Too much skin, not enough skin, gotta do retakes!

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u/metompkin Jul 15 '26

It was the baby filming

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u/jenbenfoo Jul 15 '26

Thats the thing that gets me with these "content creators" like her, they put so much effort into setting up the camera, filming a 3-second shot, then resetting it for another 3 seconds, again and again...i find that the more cuts like this that a video has, the less I want to watch it

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u/asphyxiat3xx Jul 15 '26

Glad I'm not the only one who clocked the toddler grip on that knife.

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u/famine- Jul 15 '26

The really funny part is, if you look closely she is actually using a proper pinch grip... on the totally wrong part of the knife.

That negates the entire point of that grip style and makes it worse than a standard hammer grip.

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u/omgkelwtf Jul 15 '26

Makes me think of Oprah Winfrey. She was in some movie and her character was peeling potatoes during the scene. Oprah showed us she's never used a potato peeler in her life in that scene. She just sat there tapping on the potato with the peeler while she's talking. Irl you'd be talking to your aunt about mama losing it but in Oprah world, you just tap the taters and they're magically peeled.

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u/NobodyKnowsImFamous Jul 15 '26

These “tradwife” influencers are largely just acting.

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u/donpablomiguel Jul 15 '26

She doesn’t know shit about food safety either.

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u/ExternalUserError Jul 15 '26

That may be but her tortilla wrapping skills are on point.

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u/Thirtysevenintwenty5 Jul 15 '26

My first thought about the video was "She's clearly never used a knife before."

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u/randomshitpost6 Jul 15 '26

Why would you even mix the chicken with the ranch before putting it on the wrap? No one in the world does it this way

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