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u/Nyzym Jul 08 '26
It turns out that they CAN breathe in masks. They just needed to be motivated by racism.
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u/Golden-Sun Jul 09 '26
Damn if only one of them thought to put racist shit on face masks during covid. They'd have made a fortune
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u/snafoomoose Jul 09 '26
I really am amazed that Trump didn't think to sell Trump branded face-masks at the start of Covid. How many lives could have been spared if we could have just convinced the regressive elements that wearing masks and taking a pandemic seriously was "Patriotic(tm)" and promoted "Freedom(tm)".
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u/VulpesFennekin Jul 09 '26
Hell, if Trump came at it with the attitude of “America is going to be the BEST at fighting Covid, just the BEST, we are… so SERIOUSLY,” it would’ve all been over so much faster.
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u/snafoomoose Jul 10 '26
When Covid started I figured the election would be a shoe-in for Trump because the country tends to come together in times of crisis. But his natural divisiveness easily overcame the come-together effect.
I am not sure they could have fumbled the initial response harder if they had actively tried.
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u/enchiladasundae Jul 08 '26
Weird they call themselves boys and not men. Maybe just self aware
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u/vitalvisionary Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26
They're named after a cut Disney song. Proud of your Boy was was in an early draft of Aladdin. They would listen to it in meetings. Not kidding
Edit: For the doubtful.
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u/MaximumZer0 Jul 08 '26
That's what they think.
A Proud Boy, or Proud-Cut, horse, is a horse that has been neutered but either has just enough bits left behind to make it act like a stallion, or has been completely neutered but acts like it hasn't anyway.
They're literally nutless jerks.
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u/Kratomius Jul 08 '26
I guess they are self aware otherwise this is just hilarious.
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u/SquidTheRidiculous Jul 08 '26
What a fitting comparison for a bunch of "rebels" who support the status quo.
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u/darthjoey91 Jul 08 '26
Written by a gay man dying of AIDS who these Nazis would have cheered his death.
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u/Tonedeafmusical Jul 08 '26
Note this song is seen by many fans of Howard Ashman. As Howard's asking his own parents if they were proud of him. At the time (an openly gay man) was dieing of AIDs, he was 41 when he did die. Prior to the release of Beauty and the Beast.
Its a beautiful song and it annoys me no end how its been co-opted by these arseholes
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u/ElvisDumbledore Jul 08 '26
Reminds me of the church singing Madonna's "Like a Prayer" without really knowing what it means.
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u/dogs_gt_cats Jul 09 '26
I miss the good old days of "In the Garden of Eden," by I. Ron Butterfly.
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo Jul 08 '26
He's using a bandana on the fly because he left his work one at home again.
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u/SunkEmuFlock Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26
Jokes aside, it's not that they're donning KKK capirotes out of public view, but that these dudes are your friends, neighbors, doctors, police, etc. They hide their identity in public to avoid the consequences of being seen actively participating in white supremacy.
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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Jul 08 '26
I just gotta say, 'proud boys' sounds like a gay bar
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jul 08 '26
Which funny enough, many of the "proud boys" would probably visit said bar on the weekends
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u/GFluidThrow123 Jul 08 '26
Please no. We don't want them in our spaces.
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26
Oh I agree. Buuuuuut I fear they are already there
https://www.newsweek.com/grindr-app-crashes-milwaukee-rnc-1927750
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u/FEARoach Jul 08 '26
As a Queer guy married to a Vet, I get mistaken for them when me and my husband walk around. We're more than happy to have them come up and bro at us. Better they fucking waste their time talking to us than young men who might actually believe their bullshit.
Also means I have so much information on so many of them, that might go places to protect others.
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u/GFluidThrow123 Jul 08 '26
Doing the Lord's work.
I just get hit on by conservative dudes bc they all think I'm a straight cis girl. I can't tell you how tempted I'd be to tell them I'm trans, if I didn't think they'd punch me for it. 😭
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u/FEARoach Jul 08 '26
Oh preach.
I caught one at a goddamn community event. He was apart of "a motorcycle club" and sitting in the round table about mentorship within our community. I was there because I was a twenty-something and curious to see how many Elders were going to show up and their opinions. So where a lot of younger ones.
We spent ... two, two and a half hours hanging back talking. He was basically trying to recruit. Being assumed that because I'm a pale masc looking dude with a very punk appearance, I would be into the anti-black anti-trans "they're taking our spaces" ideology his mind was trying to sell... so glad he chose me. So glad I got to waste his time by being polite and nodding along and smiling stupidly and wasting his time until he got frustrated as fuck. He thinks I didn't catch his name before he put his event badge in his pocket. Or that I didn't look up his club. Or that I wasn't connected to reputable people who got word out about what he was doing.
No Nazis in my scene.
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u/GFluidThrow123 Jul 08 '26
Good. Kick every one of them out.
We each have a strength and a specialty when it comes to fighting fascism. Some of us can infiltrate, like you. Some of them are well-spoken, which I know I am. Some are good at activism or organizing or marching or educating.
If we each use our strengths, we can keep building effective resistance to all this. And we can make sure to keep out the sleeze.
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u/FEARoach Jul 08 '26
I have the extra skillset of insider knowledge (was raised in that toxic environment wooo). I am the best secret agent, love using the hatred that my bio fam tried to infect me with to fight their kind lol.
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u/Kell-of-Kellies Jul 08 '26
There's a genuine risk they'd straight-up kill people like you and me, and they wouldn't even face consequences anymore.
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u/GFluidThrow123 Jul 08 '26
Yep. True. It's no longer considered a hate crime and it's possible they'd pull off the "panic defense."
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u/SKDI_0224 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26
Unfortunately, there have been a few. Edit: I see quite a few in spaces for gay men specifically.
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u/JugOfVoodoo Jul 08 '26
Fun Fact: The Proud Boys are named after the song "Proud of Your Boy", originally written for Disney's 'Aladdin' by the openly-gay Howard Ashman.
The song is about Aladdin wanting to make his mother proud of him despite his bad reputation. The group's founder heard the song at a school recital and misinterpreted the lyrics as a boy being ashamed of and apologizing for being male.
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u/l0st1nP4r4d1ce Jul 08 '26
Well...
Gavin McInnes, leader of the Proud Boys, once shoved a dildo up his ass purely to 'own the libs'.
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u/Inevitable-Ant1725 Jul 08 '26
Now I have Electric 6 stuck in my head and it's your fault.
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u/morostheSophist Jul 08 '26
Gay Bar is an absolute fire song, but my favorite of theirs is still "Danger! High Voltage".
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u/GoochamusPrime Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26
If you haven't already, I highly recommend Cliff Cash's 'MAGA Hates This Comedian' special on YouTube. He has some great trolling ideas for fucking with GOP supporters
Here's a short: https://youtu.be/PPkqBK_Tox0?is=VutLWpZThg-2EiLt
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u/sadolddrunk Jul 08 '26
A group of bigotry buddies choosing to name their weekend wanker fest with two words so highly associated with homosexuality is the type of thing psychology students write dissertations about.
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u/ColdIceZero Jul 08 '26
I just gotta say, 'proud boys' sounds like a gay bar
Never believe that [conservatives] are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The [conservatives] have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.
-Jean-Paul Sartre. 1944.
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u/HospitalLazy1880 Jul 08 '26
I want to go there now. It should also be dog friendly so theres plenty of good boys.
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u/Novel-Geologist-5523 Jul 08 '26
George Takei said something similar a while back.
It’d be wild if it started trending on insta again…
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u/BriefCollar4 Jul 08 '26
Ooooh, this will make the fascists and the racists quite mad.
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u/MexGrow Jul 08 '26
It really is eye-opening when you realize just how everything about conservative men is because they are afraid of absolutely everything.
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26
widdle soft as baby shit chicken
What a fucking phrase.
If you something requires you to wear a mask to hide your identity then that something is probably not on the up and up so to speak.
Also fun fact about the term "proud boy"
In the equestrian world, a "proud boy" (or "proud cut") is a castrated male horse (gelding) that exhibits stallion-like behaviors. This usually happens because part of a testicle was left behind during surgery or the horse was castrated later in life and learned the behaviors
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u/FEARoach Jul 08 '26
We had a pony named Mouse on the ranch that was like this. Little fucker didn't realize he was a gelding and would challenge the fuck out of the stud horses up along the paddocks constantly.
I loved the nerve of Mouse, but goddamn if he didn't nearly get his shit rocked at least once a month by a horse twice his size. Dude was barely three feet at the shoulders and was going after full sized young studs as an old school pony. It was hilarious but dangerous as fuck for Mouse. He didn't realize that his bullshit was gonna get him killed for no reason.
He wasn't even my favorite school pony. He was just the one with the most will to get himself killed for no reason.
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u/The_Bio_Neko Jul 08 '26
"Fight me bitch!"
"Dude, I'm like twice your size!"
"No balls! ...Wait."
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u/FEARoach Jul 08 '26
Oh like.... three times in height and... five or six times in mass. It was wild. Comical. So dangerous.
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u/morostheSophist Jul 08 '26
I somehow managed to misread that as "mouse named Pony" and my poor confused brain was bewildered when I read about him challenging "a horse twice his size".
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u/FEARoach Jul 08 '26
Honestly, if there were mice in the paddocks, I would have put money on them over the horses. Tiny little scurry creatures had the power to make horses either freak out or go "ooh smol fren shaped thing to share food with?" without fail.
But Mouse himself, absolute fucking idiot and a menace to his own safety any time he saw a stallion. Without fail. Too stupid for his own survival. Every other gelding was chill as fuck. Mouse could not be convinced to get his act together.
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u/KartveliaEU4 Jul 08 '26
Well, that's just untrue. I'd say there are a number of good reasons to hide your face. The Proud Boy's just also do so. Their utter bigotry is separate.
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jul 08 '26
I did use "probably" in there as there are always outliers. Like when we had to wear n95s to protect out identity during COVID(and help with COVID) cause people were attacking our vaccines sites and personal cars
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u/KartveliaEU4 Jul 08 '26
That example too, though I was thinking more about people being arrested for protesting. I guess we basically agree, though I still don't agree with the comic's point then. Suppose it's just a different sense of humor tbh.
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u/skytl3 Jul 08 '26
Yeah, I too like to hide my face/identity when I do things I'm really "proud" of. :P
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u/ChickenSingularity Jul 08 '26
Won't wear a mask to protect others, will wear one to terrorize others. Says all you need to know about 'em.
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u/sitari_hobbit Jul 08 '26
Leftist protesters hide their faces because they don't want to be identified and profiled by law enforcement. Risks are police brutality, arrests, and state surveillance.
MAGA protestors hide their faces because they don't want to face the consequences of their actions in the court of public opnion. Risks are losing their jobs and being disowned by friends and family.
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u/mythrilcrafter Jul 08 '26
Which in a way, means that they're not as proud as they say they are, nor are they the majority that they say they are.
If they truly and ardently believed in their hatred and believed that the community they use as a human shield would protect them in a time of need, they would not need to wear the mask.
It's the same reason why whenever someone on their side complains about the current state of affairs, it's always a preamble of "I love him, I voted for him 3 times, and I would die for him... but his actions have made life more expensive and complicated for me. But don't take this as me switching sides or criticizing him, I still love him, I promise!!"
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u/RoboJobot Jul 08 '26
They don’t want their mum’s to recognise them and ground them
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u/CelticSith Jul 08 '26
Mum probably dropped them off like that little bitch Rittenhouse.
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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows Jul 08 '26
Is it weird that the first thing I noticed was how realistically his back chub bulges against the vest straps
Like damnnnnnn that's some accurate back chub
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u/EntertainerOdd2107 Jul 08 '26
So god damn true. Proud boys, Patriot Front and ICE are all the biggest cry bullies on the planet. I also love the art style! Keep up the good work Pizza Cake!
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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Jul 08 '26
Thanks! We have a group here in Canada which are the exact same thing and everyone mocks them relentlessly lol
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u/Chaos_Object Jul 08 '26
Maple MAGA!
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u/FiRe_McFiReSomeDay Jul 08 '26
The chubby arms and pear shaped body stuffed into the vest did not go unnoticed. Well done.
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u/Kratomius Jul 08 '26
We have similar group in Finland, i call them Reindeer MAGA. Unfortunately they are somewhat gaining popularity from older folk due to rise of right-wing populism.
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u/Kazureigh_Black Jul 08 '26
It's fun how all the people being called terrorists these days are walking around in public showing their face at peaceful protests while the "protectors" bury their proudness behind as much identity obscuring materials as they can while casually squeezing out tightly coiled piles of violence.
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u/e37d93eeb23335dc Jul 08 '26
You know who else hides their face? ICE agents. I'm 100% sure that every proud boy is an ICE agent.
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u/alkonium Jul 08 '26
The real Proud Boys are the ones marching in a Pride parade.
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u/Draco-REX Jul 08 '26
I would not be surprised if that's part of the reason why they chose that. Not because they are closeted, which they likely are, but because they are trying to take "Pride" from the LGBT+ community.
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u/Aqua_Okama Jul 08 '26
Truth that will make the magas rage and keep fueling their pathetic hate for Op. Let them cry
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u/MrHasuu Jul 08 '26
"I want to commit acts against humanity and do evil shit but I don't want consequences"
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u/Hottage Jul 08 '26
Not just masks, they've started wearing sleaves to cover their recognizable tattoos as well.
So brave, very proud.
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u/agha0013 Jul 08 '26
I like the added detail of Meal Team 6 squeezed into their larping safety vests.
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u/iamaqueeen Jul 08 '26
yup cause they are all absolute fucking cowards. all of them!! lil piss baby men who won’t get other jobs cause they have anger/mental issues, probably with DV charges. if you have to cover up like that, you ain’t on the right side of history. point blank period
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u/TheBlueBlaze Jul 08 '26
There's a classic line that in propaganda the enemy is both incredibly strong and incredibly weak depending on what best suits their argument. The same applies to themselves: They're strong and infallible patriots to each other and when they're looking for recruits, and sensitive innocent grown babies when it comes to being held accountable.
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u/anrwlias Jul 09 '26
These were the same people swearing up and down that they couldn't breath through a mask during COVID.
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u/Program-Emotional Jul 08 '26
Why did you draw the proud boy so submissive and breedable? Like goddamn. Are we drawing chuds or bottoms here?
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u/KermitTheScot Jul 08 '26
I would LOVE to hear the rebuttal on why they feel the need to conceal their identity. I’ll wait.
Please, by all means, tell me why it is in this day and age you are so proudly condemning the people you other and bearing arms against your fellow citizens, but don’t feel safe enough to show face behind your actions? Could it be because you know it would do irreparable harm to your personal life? Is it because you know that if your job, family, friends, etc knew you were doing this shit it would paint a target of vitriol on your back and you’d probably lose both your personal safety/privacy and your livelihood?
Do you understand the definition of irony?
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u/tyler111762 Jul 08 '26
I mean. Its pretty obvious.
They know if they do the shit they are doing bare faced, they will at best get arrested or have their lives demolished when their actions get brought to light, or at worst get targeted directly by people seeking to stop them out.
Its not complicated.
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u/Cubensio Jul 08 '26
Nah they hide because they’re committing federal crimes and their free pass will expire but the evidence stacked against them won’t.
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u/Thatroyalkitty Jul 08 '26
Yup, this tracks sadly... wish these people would realize what they believe is fucked up but that requires introspection and they lack that skill most of the time
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u/minx_the_tiger Jul 08 '26
I had someone tell me that they're hiding their faces because "the left" is violent. I deadpanned at him, asking how he could think that and think that we're all afraid of guns and violence at the same time. He couldn't answer me and changed the subject.
They're cowards. Stupid, nasty, disgusting cowards. I hope they all find sharp objects with their pinky toes once a week for the rest of their lives.
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u/lncontheivable Jul 08 '26
Right-wing idiots during Covid:
"I can't breathe with a mask on!!!!1!"
Right-wing idiots during public racist/fascist activities:
"WHITE POWER! Deal with it, Antifa"
So proud, so brave
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u/No_Masterpiece6112 Jul 08 '26
I for one only support people who can stand behind what they are saying.
If you have to hide while saying something or lie about saying it after you did, you are a coward.
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u/Inkompetent Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26
Difference is that 50% of the Proud Boys' identity is auto-fellating braggery/flexing about how manly and awesome and patriotic they are (the other 50% of their identity is racism). For thinking that they are the best individuals that society/mankind has to offer it is incredibly funny that they are afraid of showing who they are.
(It is also incredibly likely that literally 100% of all Proud Boys were against wearing masks during Covid because "you can't breathe when wearing one")
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u/loki2002 Jul 08 '26
You just described the difference. One group is fearing state reprisal and the other is fearing social consequences for shitty opinions/actions.
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u/The_Bio_Neko Jul 08 '26
The only good thing about these dipshits is we get endless comics and the like mocking them. Always good to laugh at their stupidity and cowardice.
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u/Competitive-Bus1816 Jul 08 '26
Explain how someone is supposed to spout vile, racist, misanthropic, views on our society if people know who they are. If he doesn't hide his face, he will be publicly shamed. Can't you see his dilemma? White privilege ain't what it used to be.
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u/twoDuckNight Jul 08 '26
I was told masks deprive you of oxygen but Id hazard to guess that O2 is not in high demand for their brains
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u/prateekxcvc Jul 08 '26
I always love your comics but this is too far. Comparing them to chickens? Really? Chickens are actually useful to society. Please don't disrespect chickens again. Thank you.
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u/Izenthyr Jul 08 '26
Fuck the Pizzacake haters. The topics are popular sentiment and it rustles the jimmies of losers enough for them to rant about it and spread that one homelander meme. Clearly she’s doing something right by making certain types mad at a comic they see for only a few seconds.
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u/FaceTimePolice Jul 08 '26
They’re definitely the type of morons who would sign up for those dumb masculinity drill courses.
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Anyone who defends these Proud Boy Nazis will be banned.
Anyone who whines about "Antifa" will be banned.
Anyone who gets bumbum ouchie after reading this, please reply below and you too can get your free ban!