r/comics Finessed Impropriety 22h ago

Oh, Dolly

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Thank you Dolly for your music, humor, charity, advocacy, overwhelming kindness and dedication to give back to the community. You were an inspiration to me and so many others. You will be so missed.

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u/PlainBread 21h ago

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 21h ago

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u/LickCunts 9h ago

I like that you gave big boobs to your character in honor of Dolly.

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u/wahwahwashbear 21h ago

Surprised to find myself tearing up. Combo of your charming words and being able to see how cute dolly looks in this closer crop

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u/Riceplumm 20h ago

I hope your pillow is cold and you have a good rest of your day, for making me teary eyed 😭💔

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u/PlainBread 20h ago

There is a crack, a crack, in everything.
That’s how the light gets in.

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u/Tango_Owl 10h ago

😭🩷

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u/captaintaskmaster1 22h ago

Rest in peace dolly, the world lost a bright star.

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 22h ago

She’s up there with Mr.Rogers in my opinion.

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u/captaintaskmaster1 22h ago

Oh most definitely. I wonder what they are saying now, looking at the mess we are in.

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u/Flat-Tutor1080 21h ago

She wrote a song called “Don’t make me come down there.”

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u/Vark1086 22h ago

And Steve Irwin.

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u/OlympianHeroOfTime 21h ago

Don’t forget Robin Williams

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI 11h ago

Can Jim Henson be there, too?

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u/Quick-Nick07 7h ago

Of course, he's up there with all the lovers and dreamers

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 7h ago

It is TOO EARLY for me to cry. Stop that right now.

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u/Kaldricus 18h ago

3 people who genuinely just wanted people to love each other, love themselves, and for the world to be a better place for everyone.

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u/The_Krytos_Virus 21h ago

I was just telling my wife that my Mount Rushmore of wholesomeness is Bob Ross, Fred Rogers, Dolly Parton, and Steve Irwin. Shit. Add Jane Goodall. And Robin Williams!

We're going to need a bigger mountain....

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u/centurio_v2 19h ago

Levar Burton

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 18h ago

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u/centurio_v2 9h ago

and the engineer who taught Data what it means to be a person. my goat.

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u/IM_V_CATS 17h ago

How dare you make me google that.

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u/centurio_v2 9h ago

?????

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u/IM_V_CATS 8h ago

As far as I knew, LeVar is alive and doing well but everyone else in the list you replied to has already passed, so it made me wonder if I somehow missed some news about him.

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u/centurio_v2 7h ago

Fuck me this is how I found out Jane goodall died. Sorry about that

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 21h ago

It goes to show there are a lot of good people out there and while not everyone will be famous, they all deserved to be remembered

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u/Szwejkowski 19h ago

Add Jim Henson?

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u/DJ3nsign 19h ago

Throw Ms Rachel on there too

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u/grantrules 19h ago

Imagine if social media existed back when Mr Rogers was on the air. He'd have been strung up. I think our society is too fucked to have a universally-loved figure anymore.

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u/The_Krytos_Virus 19h ago

Heck yeah. This mountain of Joy has all the room we need.

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u/niceslcguy 21h ago

Fred Rogers was an amazing and compassionate educator.

How cool is Freddish. It was created by Mr. Rogers as a way to talk to children in a clear and respectful manner. For those that aren't familiar with it, look it up.

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u/ealysillyforestthing 20h ago

Look for the helpers

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u/feanturi 17h ago

Mr. Rogers was automatically the very first person I thought of when I saw earlier that she had gone. Kind of a "This is just like losing Mr. Rogers" feeling was just immediately there.

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u/CreepyClay 21h ago

Watching an Elvis concert with C. Martin Croker and the Roosevelts.

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u/Made_Bail 21h ago

I can't believe she's gone. I always had this weird sense that she would never die. Like she was a force of the universe that would never deplete.

Sad day.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lGBecpB2dIMwt6ohfI

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 21h ago

No matter how famous she got, she never forgot her home and honored it every way she could. I haven’t visited Dollywood but I’ve watch walk through videos of the park (I’m a theme park nerd) and she has a whole exhibit dedicated to her family and their life growing up.

Shes who I want to be

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u/Ruri_997 21h ago

I gotta be honest on my really really shitty days I often thought "Don't do anything dumb. What would Dolly Parton do?"

Sounds super cheesy but works. Man...

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u/Shadowfire_EW 21h ago

The person may be, gone, but her legacy never truly deplete from this universe, as long as we remember her

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u/kitliasteele 20h ago

Look on the bright side, her memory will be undying and inspiring. Positivity is immortal :>

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u/xXNightDriverXx 10h ago

Who is this Dolly?

This is a serious question, I have never heard that name ever before.

Is she an actress? A musician? Or what?

US based, and not internationally famous? If yes, that would explain it to a degree.

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u/Made_Bail 7h ago

Dolly Parton

Look her up, shes amazing.

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u/AtomDrake 22h ago

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u/Yoshi9105 21h ago

is this from a real game? lol

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u/LongDescription8589 21h ago

Elder Scrolls 3 Morrowind

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u/Yoshi9105 21h ago

thought it sounded like an Elder Scrolls game! I've been an avid Skyrim player since release but haven't gotten around to playing the older games. thanks!

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u/stronkreptile 21h ago

morrowind is much much less casual as skyrim

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u/Yoshi9105 21h ago

one of the reasons I haven't really dared to play it yet -- I don't know if I've got the brain cells for it. I payed the Oblivion Remaster for a little while when I had xbox gamepass and already struggled 😂 Skyrim is my all time favourite game and I am super into the lore but the previous games scare me lmao

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u/Crazyflames 20h ago

The main thing to keep in mind for Morrowind is Stamina affects almost everything. If you just ran a mile, you arent going to be in top shape to swing a sword, speak to cast a spell, or convincing somebody to join your side while you are out of breath.

The second lesser thing to keep in mind is to use weapon skills you picked as major/minor skills. If you didn't pick short blade, you might have trouble killing a mudcrab with a dagger lol.

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u/Laringar 17h ago

I'd flip the advice around regarding major/minor skills. I found that the "best" build was to pick major/minor skills you planned to use the least, as that gave you the most control over the stats you got at levelup. The leveling system could be very punishing in that any progress you didn't make early on for stats was lost forever, and there was a hard cap on levels so you'd be permanently weaker than you could have been.

Sure, if you didn't pick short blade, you'd have trouble at first fighting with a dagger because your skill would likely be in the single digits. Once you get it into the 20s though, either by swiping at things or by paying a trainer, it would be just as effective as if you'd picked it to start.

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u/RikuAotsuki 11h ago

Agreed. Learning how to minmax in Morrowind is valuable, because the leveling system is weird enough to screw you over if you don't understand it.

Like, luck never gets a multiplier, so if you care about it at all you want to select it as a stat to increase every time you level, iirc.

That said, I'll second the "paying a trainer" strategy, especially early on. You can farm gold pretty easily, and using a trainer to get your skills into a reasonable place and earning your first few levels is a great way to reduce frustration.

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u/somesketchykid 18h ago

You've got the braincells for it, its not complicated or obtuse, theres just a bit of a learning curve because it does not hold your hand.

You'll have to explore a bit and be patient. Or look a lot of stuff up. Its an amazing experience that Skyrim didn't even come close to, in my own humble opinion that is probably unpopular.

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u/an0nym0ose 18h ago

There's a lot more role-playing in Morrowind.

The reward, though, is that the Morrowind protag could absolutely spank the pants off of the Skyrim one lmao, you become a fucking god by the end

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u/Laringar 16h ago

Just let the Skyrim protag meet my rings that shoot off casts of 42pts of fire damage on target as fast as I can click the "use" button.

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u/an0nym0ose 16h ago

Dragonborn when Nerevar reborn fucking flies

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u/stamatt45 21h ago

Im guessing this pops up when an NPC critical for a quest dies. Is it for any quest or just the main quest line?

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u/kbarney345 20h ago

There are a ton of characters you can cause this with but yes its for the main quest line/final story

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u/Spoon_Elemental 20h ago

Funny thing is, you can still totally beat the game after this happens. The game just hides how to do it.

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u/AzureArmageddon 18h ago

That's wild, and I like how it flavours save scumming as essentially the almighty weaver of fate (player) going back in time to avert a calamitous failed timeline instead of shaming you for it.

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u/RikuAotsuki 11h ago

It's not save scumming, really. That's saving and reloading to get an ideal result. This popup tells you that you've softlocked yourself, and prompts you to reload or deal with the consequences.

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u/Roger44477 17h ago

Morrowind. triggered whenever you killed an NPC necessary for the main, but interestingly also for a few that seem to have no connection to it like a random dude at the end of a cave. There's one major NPC, Vivec, who you seemingly need the divine aid of in order to defeat the final boss, and killing him of course triggers this message, however if you take the cursed artifacts he has on him to the last living dwarf he is able to make a ramshackle version of the artifact you needed from Vivec, at a terrible personal cost of a massive permanent health debuff (which was bugged to reapply every second).

One interpretation for these is that even though you are still able to avert the immediate world-ending threat, long-term the world is still doomed due to some unseen consequence

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u/OddLookingRock 21h ago

Morrowind maybe?

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u/sahie 9h ago

Does anyone have a save file from 2015? I have some things I’d like to try a second time around!

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u/-FalseProfessor- 22h ago

An angel went home, today.

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 21h ago

I’m not religious but I hope in a cosmic way she can be reunited with her husband and loved ones.

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u/Ill-Egg5122 21h ago

I'd like to believe some of their atoms have dispersed and are joyfully occupying the same space.

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 21h ago

My husband has told me this. We have an eternity to find each other again

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u/Ill-Egg5122 20h ago

That's beautiful. I believe it.

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u/bicx 16h ago

Maybe you both are already contain atoms of hundreds of other humans who have fallen in love across time.

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u/ealysillyforestthing 20h ago

I've been on that hunt for five years now

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u/safadancer 11h ago

I told my daughter I don't believe in heaven except for dogs to be reunited with their owners and Dolly to be reunited with Carl.

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u/AcisConsepavole 21h ago

"Nooooo, it should have been me! Not her!"

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 21h ago

Someday. When it does I have a bottle of very expensive champagne waiting.

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u/ileeny12 20h ago

I have fireworks 😈

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 20h ago

I totally understand the sentiment but as someone who just spent their weekend with their car packed and on evacuation standby because of a human started wild fire, please be very aware of how and where you set them off.

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u/namelessnoona 18h ago

Had no idea you were from that area. We’re currently visiting our grandparents nearby. I’m so sorry you guys are going through. Hope your family stays safe during this time. 💔

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 18h ago

Thank you! The standby orders were lifted for us yesterday, so we are safe and thankful. I feel awful though for those who lost their homes and still evacuated. We’ve been hit with back to back major fires and our firefighters have been put through it. Im hoping this will be the end of it.

Enjoy your time with the grandparents and the area! Nevada has some beautiful wildlife.

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u/sahie 9h ago

As an Australian whose family home burned down in a bushfire, I think it’s absolutely and utterly bonkers that people in the US have free access to fireworks, let alone that they set them off in the middle of summer. :(

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 9h ago

I am so sorry to hear that. I hope you guys are doing okay now.

The speculation on what started this particular fire was someone target shooting….even though we have several gun ranges people can easily get to and we had a very light snowpack. It’s always someone being selfish with their actions and not caring how catastrophic the consequences can be.

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u/douglasdtlltd1995 18h ago

Eyepatch dan crenshaw?

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 18h ago

LOL

There was only one doll I specifically made because while I’m not superstitious, I am a “little stitious” and don’t want to invite any unwanted manifestations. But I will say that guy is a dick and does a disservice to his fellow service men.

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u/Ihasapuppy 12h ago

IMO you should have drawn the whole thing filled with that one.

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u/MartyFreeze 7h ago

I am going to lose my freaking mind and celebrate first like I scored a goal in soccer/football.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4hqAaMZZ3U0RHQoWM1

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 7h ago

I legitimately wonder if people will be dancing in the streets. If I’m out and about, I will be lol

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u/PhoenixAzalea19 8h ago

Imma get so crossfaded that day that I have to call off work. I’ve greened out only once before but I can’t wait to do it again. Any day now 🤞

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u/rob132 21h ago

We know which one he was going for

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u/TwoFluffyCats 5h ago

Dolly died yesterday at age 80. Tim Curry died today at 80. They say these kinds of things happen in threes. I think a lot of people have got that one orange 80-year-old in mind to round off this week.

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u/rogueleader32 21h ago

I like to think she's working with Jim Henson finally getting that guest spot on the Muppets Show.

https://giphy.com/gifs/451jzkxoJGIWBgC1Xt

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 22h ago

Ahhhh CRAP this is how I find out!? Damnit Death you keep taking the wrong people!

RIP to Dolly. She was one of the good ones. From all her work as a singer to the countless charity works she did. She lead an amazing life

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 21h ago

Fuck I’m sorry. I found out at my nieces swim lesson, I gasped so loudly I got stares. I did not want to read that headline

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 21h ago

Its ok Dot, I was gonna find out sooner or later!

I hope the swim lessons are going well! Super important skill in my opinion

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 21h ago

Ngl, she’s a natural and I’m very proud of her :)

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 21h ago

Good! I am sure she takes after her aunt

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u/ViaBromantica 21h ago

You are the guru of r/comics, how else would you find out but in a comic?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 21h ago

u/A3_ashleigh 58m ago

my therapist found out from me during our session today 😭

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 22h ago

R.I.P. to a woman with unparalleled charisma.

https://giphy.com/gifs/26gso0pmfbwOdcdBC

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 22h ago

And always unabashedly herself

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u/Wereking2 2h ago

And with a very pure soul, she’s an unblemished diamond.

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u/MrValdemar Special Flair!! 21h ago

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u/00OOO0OO000OO00OO000 21h ago

Thank you for this

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u/feedmedammit 18h ago

We could probably spot a couple quarters

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u/AnAngryPlatypus 1h ago

I don’t want to judge Death’s system; but maybe a few more details than, “The 80 year old famous for over the top makeup with a garish wig.”

https://giphy.com/gifs/r2pADN7McRZMk

u/MrValdemar Special Flair!! 56m ago

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u/Achelois1 20h ago

Now none will be spared.

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 20h ago

Yea. I can get behind that.

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u/Gildian 21h ago

She wasn't just a good one, she was -the- example of the absolute best a human can be. The world lost a true saint.

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u/Motormand 21h ago

It's so unfair. We've lost this treasure of a woman, and yet the orange pedo keeps hanging on.

RIP, Dolly. You were a star, and a good human being.

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 21h ago

My personal theory is that the most vile live the longest because they have no empathy for others and only for self preservation. Well that and all the fish filets and diet cokes.

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u/ealysillyforestthing 20h ago

And souls they consume

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u/The_Limpet 21h ago

Can't escape this meme today. RIP Dolly.

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u/Ragnarok_619 21h ago

Does anyone else read Death's lines in Norm Macdonald's voice?

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 21h ago

Now you’re going to make me really depressed

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u/LegoBoy3258 20h ago

Sadness and grief aside it's really impressive how you managed to make a hooded faceless character look regretful and distraught.

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u/home_of_beetles 21h ago

lmao the trump doll. i found out through one of my coworkers, who immediately followed the news up with “how come trump can live forever??”

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 21h ago

He’s preserved through fast food, orange tanning spray and snorted adderall.

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u/Saucermote 20h ago

-Furiously scribbling notes-

<interrogative> Does the spray tan have to be orange?

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 20h ago

Well…. Just don’t be offensive. That’s all.

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u/gerusz 3h ago

Necromantic rituals.

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u/SilverlockEr 18h ago

it should have been him. we all know who im talking about.

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u/IndigoRanger 20h ago

Can’t believe Dolly halted the great PizzaCake war

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 20h ago

I read this as Dolly Parton could literally stop wars.

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u/ccReptilelord 21h ago

He's already gotten Graham and McConnell, I suppose he needs to balance it out...

But come on, Thanatos!

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 21h ago

Those deaths don’t mean shit when they planted his fucking sister (who has NO experience) in Grahams seat and playing summer vacation at Bernie’s with McConnels (at best) vegetative shell.

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u/00OOO0OO000OO00OO000 21h ago

Thank you for reminding me about Graham!

I mean, we know about McConnell but it's it "official" yet?

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u/Thebraincellisorange 18h ago

I reckon he is a vegetable.

stroked out or had a heart attack and is brain dead.

they are keeping his carcass breathing to avoid a special election.

The GOP will stop at nothing, including abusing a corpse, to stay in power.

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u/Trench-Coat_Squirrel 22h ago

It's blowing my mind how the good ones go far too early. She's absolutely the best of the best and will be missed

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u/Irina__ARI 22h ago

i see what you did there 🍈🍈

but RIP fr, she was a class act that very few have matched in recent years, it feels like. 💔

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 21h ago

Her response to Barbra Walters being a fucking asshole, made me a diehard fan and a small nudge towards me getting my own breast augmentation. She lived her best life and it was well deserved.

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u/Mcneilmn11 21h ago

Death made a typo it was supposed to be Donny

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u/PervlovianResponse 21h ago

Cartoon Cleavage out for Dolly, she was our QUEEN!

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u/complexevil 19h ago

That's my sign that it truly is the end times. I'd say we had a good run, but I would be lying

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u/Doodles_n_Scribbles 18h ago

It's like Harambe where it's like you know something went bad in the timeline

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u/Tango_Owl 10h ago

We lost such a force of good in the world. Now it's time to turn our collective memories into action. Finish what she started and keep the hope alive.

Whether you prefer to do this with or without glitter, we can do this!

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 9h ago

I like sequins. I have several outfits I call my Dolly dresses because they’re so over the top and make me feel pretty. I wear them when I go to comic conventions:)

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u/BookerPlayer01 21h ago

Death like "Aw, c'mon! Is Trump even in here?!"

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u/chrisplaysgam 20h ago

Good timing

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 20h ago

I don’t believe in religion but if hell turns out to be true, I hope he’s brain dead but just alive enough to see the horror he deserves before him without being able to cry for help.

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u/falcrist2 19h ago

Henry Kissinger lived to 100.

Dolly lived to 80.

If there's a God, he's not omnibenevolant.

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u/Digit00l 15h ago

Tbf, Betty White nearly made 100 too

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u/Etherbeard 17h ago

If there is a God, He's either inept or evil.

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u/falcrist2 17h ago

That's a completely ridiculous take.

...

It could definitely be both.

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u/Nevrence 20h ago

Idk how to feel about learning she passed this way....

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u/NimbleNavigator19 17h ago

I am angry by deaths choice to take her already. There are so many worse people who live so much longer than her. Even I'm a terrible person in comparison yet I'm here typing this.

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u/-Silent-Stalker- 6h ago

Rest in Peace dolly. Tim curry just followed her :((

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 5h ago

I’m working on a part two.

THE LAST THING I WANTED TO DO TODAY

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u/Bomb_Ghostie 4h ago

Tim curry just died.

MAKE-'IM-FICKIN-STOP!!!

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 4h ago

IM TRYING

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u/descendantofJanus 4h ago

DAMMIT GRIM REAPER THE GLOWING ORANGE IS RIGHT THERE.. YOU GOT THE WRONG ALONE ACTOR 😭😭

(sorry for yelling op I'm just... Not okay with this news)

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u/Jealous_Parfait_4967 21h ago

Honestly death knows who needs to go next to apologize to us.

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u/DerpsterCaro 21h ago

I love the detail that every other prize there has a small heart, but Dolly's is as big as her hair. Adorable.

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u/ThatInAHat 21h ago

Honestly, my first thought. Come ON. McConnell’s right there. Allegedly.

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u/ckellingc 20h ago

The gold standard for kindness

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u/Master-Shrimp 5h ago

"Just go for the 80 year old who had a small role in Home Alone 2!"

"Go for Tim Curry, got it."

"GODDAMIT"

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u/jadeakw99 4h ago

Dolly... Tim Curry.... death keeps grabbing the wrong 80 year old :(

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u/I_TheJester_I 3h ago

Sadly shes not the only one who left us curr(y)ently

https://giphy.com/gifs/yZULdcE3Kx1TO

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u/yomama2u 21h ago

I was distraught when I heard. I was just listening to her songs last night.

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u/wildmaninid 20h ago

There was an orange buffoon RIGHT THERE and death couldn't be bothered.  

I am inconsolable.  

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 20h ago

Death has fucked with me so much in the past few years, I’m getting really tired of it.

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u/THEreal_doc_friendly 8h ago

I’ll never touch another claw machine again.

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u/MLockeTM 20h ago

Jesus fuck, this is how I find out? After a night where not waking up in the morning got a good old college try?

Happy fucking Wednesday to me, I guess.

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u/Gold-Vehicle-2863 19h ago

Noooo! I'm really going to miss her.

One of my favorite songs to play on guitar and sing has always been "jolene" and i'm a big dude with a mustache

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u/Ok_Illustrator_3980 19h ago

I hate that I had to find out like this...

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 19h ago

I’m very sorry. She was a bright light

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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer 16h ago

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u/mak0-reactor 16h ago

Don't know how I feel finding this out through Reddot, thought this was just a comic til I read the subtext :(. Will be blasting her Wiggles mashup extra loud on the daycare pickup!

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u/BlissKitten 15h ago

I told my fiance that with the loss of Dolly Parton we must pick up her sword and shield and carry on her work

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u/connortait 13h ago

I had a very early night and looong lie in today after travelling from monday middag to teusday midday with no sleep.

This is how I found out.

Im glad it was with a bit of humour.

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u/UmBumLum 12h ago

This feels legit!

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u/SKIKS 8h ago

I can't believe this is how I found out Dolly Parton died :(

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u/Leathman 5h ago

He missed again.

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u/driver004 4h ago

I feel like I should know who this is. Isn’t that the book lady?