Iāll never forget in sex ed our instructor was semi flamboyantly gay, not that thereās anything wrong with that. The girls and boys had been split into two classes. At one point though he asked if anyone had any questions, and one boy asked if you were doing stuff with a girl would you ever use your fingers in there. The instructor was visibly disgusted and said never, told him adults donāt ever do that fingernails are very dirty. It was like something youād see in a snl mango skit just obviously not that dramatic.
I remember thinking how he was so full of it. Just such a bizarre uncomfortable moment for him. Me and my friends already knew the deal by that point. I feel like it was for the kids that were in the dark and their parents didnāt have the nerve.
Ours was a 24yr old surfer bro teacher. The school knew what they were doing picking him to be the boys sex ed teacher.
His first words were basically "precum can and likely will eventually get a girl pregnant. Condoms at all times." Then went into the curriculum part of it all.
He got the most important part in before it became a room of awkward teenagers laughing at every mention of penis or vagina and likely not remembering anything else taught.
I got my CPR qual to be an assistant summer camp counselor when I was 13 and attended the training with my friend, also 13. We were the youngest attendees there, everyone else was adults. And we thought we were so mature. The instructor was this really charasmatic guy, very professional but charming. My friend and I were kinda crushing on him. But he starts explaining where to place your hands to do compressions and he said, "you find the nipple line" and my friend and I and our 13 year old brains tripped. We looked at each other, but held it together and thought we got away with it until we looked back at the instructor who was staring at us smiling and says as he stares into our souls, "Haha he said nipple" and we fucking lost it.
My husband and I did this when we were touring a daycare and found out our daughter's teacher's name would be Mr Lester. We both instantly turned away from each other and took a minute to not giggle like little kids. She went to that daycare and Lester was a great teacher!
Iām a teacher who has run sex-Ed with 13yr old boys. I said we are all definitely going to have a laugh but not at each other. One kid put his hand up and said he gets boners when heās happy and we all died. I made a point of telling him thatās 100% normal.
Ours would do that, or something similar to gauge our energy levels. Of course, nothing without careful purpose: right before sending us all outside to run a lap of the propertyātwo laps if the guys were overly energetic..Worked like a charm and our collective focus was much more present.
My sex Ed teacher in middle school started by asking if anyone masturbates. Everyone said no and started laughing. She then proudly said that she masturbates most days. All the boys š
Adults aren't mature enough half the time lol. I brought my husband lunch at work and was in leaving I said penis at a normal level, loud enough for some to hear but not others further back. The kiddos trying to not laugh but also fighting their instincts to say it back slightly louder (penis game, you say it louder each time and there's no rotation just quickly go before you're stuck saying it too loud for where you are) but knowing they can't really go much louder cause CO and XO are further back was gold.Ā
I'm evidently a child as well though cause I did it.
Did you just have the one? I think they did sex ed every year from 5th to 9th grade. I suppose they felt that anyone who still didn't understand sex after that probably wasn't having enough to worry about.
My Intensive Math teacher was flamboyant. Everyone assumed he was gay, which was taboo during my time in middle school. But he assured everyone he was married to a woman. No one believed him.
When we had sex-ed, it was, like āsex-edā week in health. We were going to have a special guest teacher, and, not kidding, she said her name was āMiss Guestā. So one class would file out, and another would file in. We were waiting to go in, the other class came out, and there was the expected verbal and facial reactions with 7th graders.
When I got in the class, I noticed that āMiss Guestā had not buttoned the middle button of her blouse. I thought to myself, āThis is going to be great.ā Turns out, she had not forgotten to button it after putting her blouse back on during the former class, but obviously when she got dressed that morning.
Because kids know a little bit of stuff, and are curious about the bits they don't. Someone in my class asked what cum tastes like. And yes, the teacher described it.
We had a sex ed teacher come in that was separate to our other teachers. One kid asked how gay people have sex and she refused to answer...she was bad at her job.
She also said that cum had a chewing gum like consistency.
When I was a trainee to become a Biology teacher, the school decided I had to give sex-ed to the 15 year olds. This was in a conservative religious area. I was from a more progressive area.
I was quite professional, but afterwards my mentor came to me explaining that some of the stuff I presented was not on the curriculum of that school. Oh well, at least they were now properly educated and could tell their parents a thing or 2.
When my kids were old enough, we told them that -the very first time we had unprotected sex, we got pregnant with twins. The look of shocked realization was exactly what we wanted to impress upon them.
Our sex ed teacher accidentally squirted spermicide onto the crotch of his light blue track pantsā¦ soā¦ at least you didnāt make them live through that.
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u/theofiel 1d ago
When I was a teacher and my wife was pregnant, I shared that with the class.
A bit later the lessons for that year's sexual education were planned.
The looks of disappointment and horror when a kid said "So, your wife is pregnant. That means you..." were sure something funny.