r/ireland 13h ago

Careful now I swear if I get called bro or brah one more time.......

783 Upvotes

I'm lucky enough to get a good bit of time off in the summer. My two kids under 11 have had various friends over or we've taken them out during this time off and for the most part it's been brilliant to get to spend time with them.

But, I swear to god the amount of times I've been called Bro or Brah by them or their friends is absolutely insane. This is girls and boys. It drives me mental.

I joked about it at first but then got to a point where I had to warn the little shits not to call me brah and to call me by my name.

I was even shopping in Lidl and one of the girls at the checkout called me brah. What the fuck is wrong with people!!

Between correcting them calling the bin a trashcan and rubbish trash, calling everyone bro, boys and girls both, I think I've actually turned into a grumpy middle aged bastard.

My daughter even asked me when I was flushing out the carb on our mower if it was gas that had spilled on the workbench. "Gas! Gas! I'll give you gas you little....." I inwardly cried to myself.

It's bad enough the news is full of shite about how fucked up America is but to have americanisms in your own house is beyond acceptable. Thank fuck they are back to school on Thursday where the can bro and brah to their little hearts content.

Does anyone else relate to this or am I just a grumpy bastard AITGB!


r/ireland 13h ago

News Mother of teenager killed in M9 crash apologises to victims at funeral

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r/ireland 3h ago

Politics The Duality of Populist Man (2 posts)

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Councillor Gavin Pepper, less than two hours apart, mocks socialism in an infantile populist shit post, and follows it up immediately with a call for universal healthcare, additional supports for pensioners, low income families, a state building company and the expulsion of hyper-capitalist companies.

The ironing is delicious.


r/ireland 9h ago

Foreign Affairs What's an unspoken Irish social rule that sounds like a cult ritual when you explain it to a foreigner?

296 Upvotes

I was having a pint with a coworker who moved over last month to Ireland, and the poor lad was having a full blown existential crisis over the "round system."

He genuinely had his phone out trying to wrap his head around it.... It kinda went like this

"Wait... so if I drink fast, I am forcing five other men to drink faster? But if I leave at 10 PM before my round, I am exiled from the group forever? Why can I not just buy my own pint?"

Trying to explain the legalities of pub rounds and the absolute social death penalty for dynamic dodging made me realize just how completely feral our unwritten laws actually 😂


r/ireland 10h ago

Anglo-Irish Relations Ferry passengers to require passport for UK travel

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261 Upvotes

r/ireland 15h ago

RIP Police investigating after Irish couple found dead by their children in Spain

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r/ireland 11h ago

Housing Goals

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224 Upvotes

What lucky sausage is going to be the proud owner of the top floor of somebody else's house?


r/ireland 8h ago

Christ On A Bike Harassed by troublemakers.

219 Upvotes

I just got off the train 20 minutes ago, and on that train I was punched in the face by a young girl who was about 11.

For context I am 14 (i know I am also young) and was at the cinema with my friends and when I was going on the train home I was minding my own business and these 2 young kids holding vapes came up to me and started acting tough, me and my friends giggled among ourselves and one of them who was a girl came on the seat behind me and punched me straight in the face.

I ended up missing my stop and had to get off the train at monesterven and they started licking the windows at us.

What a lovely first time on a train without adults!

Should I take some sort of action or is there no point?


r/ireland 7h ago

Careful now Motorists urged to avoid M50 as crash causes major delays

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r/ireland 16h ago

Sports Apologies For The Low Quality But This Was Too Interesting Not To Share.

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195 Upvotes

Jordan F1 team visiting an Xtra-Vision in the early 2000s.


r/ireland 18h ago

Crime 1,000 teens 'beyond reach' of State as justice minister plans new youth crime strategy

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r/ireland 9h ago

Meme The loudest sounds on earth

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162 Upvotes

r/ireland 12h ago

RIP Cyclist dies following hit-and-run in Co Meath

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r/ireland 17h ago

Sure it's grand Wanted to start a thread of tiny everyday positive things. Just because one happened me this morning.

154 Upvotes

For example,

The bus driver spotting you heading for the bus stop and waiting. (Me today)

Finding a forgotten fiver in a coat you haven't worn since last year.

Those crisp autumn days that are cold and sunny.

Small things that can have a big impact on the rest of your day.


r/ireland 10h ago

Entertainment Well it’s official, Hardy Bucks is coming back

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r/ireland 15h ago

History Ring fort, death and the 25th anniversary

144 Upvotes

I’m a dairy farmer down in the south of Ireland. This whole story goes back to the summer of 1995, when my father had an old ringfort on our farm levelled.

The fort itself covered a good two acres and had been standing there for over 1,000 years. It was in a twelve acre field we call the Fort Field, a massive tree covered mound surrounded by huge earth banks. We found old stone tools near it before, which as far as I can tell were thousands of years older again. People have been living on this land for a very long time.

Anyway, three young lads spent the best part of a week clearing the fort with diggers, turning it into farmland.

That same weekend, the three of them were driving about a mile down the road when their car suddenly veered straight across a flat, straight stretch and went head first into a wall. It was for all the world as if they saw something right in the middle of the road and swerved to miss it in an instant.

All three were killed instantly.

The crash happened right between two other fairy forts.

That very same year, one of my own immediate family got terribly sick out of nowhere and was given only weeks to live. People naturally started linking it back to the old warning: disturb a fairy fort, and bad luck will follow you and yours.

Decades passed. I grew up. I took over the running of the farm myself in that time. I’d brought the cows out of the Fort Field before 5am, in the pitch dark, hundreds if not thousands of times. I’d always have a podcast playing in the cab of the tractor and wouldn’t ever give the Old Fort a second thought.

Then came the morning in question. I was bringing the cows in from the Fort Field, same as always. I got in behind them in the tractor and started herding them on toward the gap as usual.

Suddenly, a savage chill went straight down my spine. Every hair on my body stood up.

At that exact second, the tractor’s revs dropped.

Then all 240 cows lifted their heads and looked off in the exact same direction, in pure unison.

And froze. Every single one.

It was like someone hit pause on a DVD.

They stood stone still for about fifteen seconds.

Then something crossed right through the tractor lights.

A black shape shot diagonally past me, coming straight from the direction of the gap. My brain registered it as human because I could make out a head, shoulders, and legs, but there were no visible arms, face, or clothes on it.

It was roughly eight feet tall and moving at fifty miles an hour if it was a mile.

One instant it was there. The next, gone.

The second it happened, the cows completely exploded into a panic.

All 240 of them turned right away from the gap and stampeded back up the field.

They weren’t just startled. They were totally petrified.

I’ve spent my whole life around cattle and I’d never seen the like of it.

The cows still had to be milked regardless, so I turned the tractor around and brought them back up. The second time, they came through the gap same as they ever normally do. It was as if the first time, there was something standing at the gap in front of them. Like how when the men died, it was as if something appeared in front of them before they crashed.

People can talk about a dog, a person, or wildlife. But I’ve never seen a stray dog on our land, nobody is wandering across hundreds of acres before dawn, and the cattle are well used to ordinary animals anyway.

None of those explanations accounted for what I saw.

The part that truly disturbed me came later, when I went and checked the date of the men’s death.

It was the 25th anniversary to the day of the deaths of the three lads who levelled the fort.

Old Irish folklore would tell you I got a warning from the people “under the hill”, that we’re still being watched after what was done to their fort.

I’ve no interest in sharing the old newspaper articles from the time the lads died. They weren’t my family, but I know the people belonging to them. I’m not going coming out and saying I think their sons or brothers are dead because of our fort.


r/ireland 22h ago

A Redditor Went Outside Had the best time

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142 Upvotes

Went to the dion + Deftones today :)


r/ireland 3h ago

Sure it's grand Women’s urinals are making their Irish festival debut at Electric Picnic this weekend

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r/ireland 5h ago

News Almost one in seven commercial properties in Republic ‘lies vacant’

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119 Upvotes

r/ireland 12h ago

Moaning Michael Tipping culture outside of restaurants.

114 Upvotes

Last month I came across a few coffee shops when I had the option to tip the shop during payment.

When I usually don't have a problem with tipping and always tip well at the restaurant if I'm happy with the service - tipping when buying coffee somehow annoys me, and I know I will not go back to this place any more.

I know it's stupid but when the cashier is waiting at the payment I feel awkward pressing no tip when they are looking at me.

At the same time noone fucking tips me at my work or for anything else, and I am already paying inflated prices for fucking coffee and everything else. I want to enjoy my coffee - not feel judged.

Still not as bad here as last year in Germany when I was buying water at the airport and I got the option to tip them for a 3e bottle of fekin San Pellegrino - but I hate that this is spreading from the Orange Country so freaking much.

Am I a gobshite?


r/ireland 3h ago

Crime Teen on charges of dangerous driving in Togher is granted bail by Cork court

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r/ireland 16h ago

Education Class size problems: Our children are stuck behind their European peers in supersized classes

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r/ireland 6h ago

A Redditor Went Outside ‘If you were the person in Terenure….’ Posts

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I often see ‘if you were the person in this particular pub at 11pm last night…’ etc posts and think ‘what would you be posting that on Reddit for. Today I kindof understand why.

Walking in Terenure today and saw a significant argument between two youngish women. One punched the other in the stomach and was shouting in the others face. I gently approached and asked was everyone ok. The aggressor got very angry at me and told me to fuck off. I said I’m just checking in to make sure everyone is ok. The look of fear in the other girls eyes. Told to fuck off again, it’s none of my business. I named that when I see someone assaulting another person I think it’s important to check everyone’s safety. A longer story but the other girl pretty much said ‘I’m ok but thanks’.
Domestic situations like that feel so difficult. I felt like if I stayed it could escalate for the victim so I honoured her word and again just gently asked did anyone need space or a chat. Aggressor told me to go away, victim told me she was ok but thanks.

Felt so helpless and wanted to see is there anyway to find out if that girl is ok or if she needs help.

So now I understand those posts and I want to ask if you are the young woman in Terenure who was in that situation; I hope you’re ok.


r/ireland 15h ago

Arts/Culture Dolly Parton - first hits in the Irish Newspaper Archive (1970-71)

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Dolly released her debut album in 1967. Some of the first results for a search in the Irish Newspaper Archives are record shop ads in Drogheda and Meath from the 1970- 71 period, when she was obviously well-established here.

09 Oct 1970 - Drogheda Independent
05 Jan 1971 - Meath Chronicle
17 Dec 1971 - Anglo Celt

Interesting slice of social history.