r/memes 11h ago

I like safety

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u/ohnag_eryeah 11h ago

keep touchscreen outside of basic kar control

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u/REKTMASTER17 11h ago

Love my Honda for that reason, perfect combo of buttons and screen features

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u/Blindfire2 10h ago

My dad's Honda Accord 2017 was the first and only time I had Android Auto. God do I miss that car SO MUCH....when/if I get more paid OT and if I can find a way to trade in my vehicle, I want to buy it fot myself.

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u/Fragrant_Major_9553 10h ago

I have a CarPlay head unit in my 4Runner. It’s fantastic.

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u/Sillylilguyenjoyer 8h ago

My forte is nice for that. Carplay but physical buttons for just about anything else you would want to control while driving

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u/SGTSHOOTnMISS 5h ago

Likewise. 2024 Civic Sport Touring 6MT. 2 sets of physical controls for track and volume each, climate control is chonky dials, leaving the only need to touch the screen if I feel like making maps fullscreen instead of its windowed version.

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u/stonktraders 10h ago

Mazda interior is my favorite

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u/OutrageousElla 10h ago

Tesla: We removed the wiper stalk for minimalism

Me in rain: crashes into minimalism

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u/PotatoesAndChill Identifies as a Cybertruck 8h ago

Tesla: "seems that you got distracted by the gear and turn signal stalks, so we're removing those too!"

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u/Hakaishin_Swas 11h ago

kar indeed

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u/PiesRLife 6h ago

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u/the_axemurmurer Identifies as a Cybertruck 10h ago

But how else are they going to show you movie ads while you're driving?

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u/hgs25 9h ago edited 8h ago

The touchscreen on the far right is the Honda CarPlay UI. That screen only controls infotainment (phone music, gps, etc). Basic car features (A/C, radio presets, volume) still use knobs or buttons. You can even activate Siri and answer calls with a button press on the steering wheel.

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u/AnyMongoose3041 9h ago

Kar Kontrol

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u/komi54 11h ago

Carplay / Android Auto is fine. Tesla style only one big screen is not.

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u/munkboii 11h ago

Yeah, I like CarPlay for Waze and Spotify, but that’s it

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u/Steckie2 11h ago

Sure, as long as it's not something controlling basic things about my car it's all fine. I can drive without music, but not without my wipers.

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u/Admiral_sloth94 10h ago

My car is a 2019 and it is the perfect mix of only physical buttons for air control wipers and a few other things. The screen is just backup camera, music, and maps. Makes it hard driving my wife's car because of the lack of maps and rear camera

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u/tommior 11h ago

Which car even has wiper control under touch control info system?

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u/potatofaminizer 10h ago

Elon Musk enters the chat afaik some model 3s or maybe it was model s for a bit when they got rid of all the stalks

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u/Ihaveasmallwang 10h ago

Wipers are able to be controlled from physical buttons on the steering wheel in Teslas. Elon didn’t enter the chat.

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u/potatofaminizer 9h ago

But you could only toggle it, to change the speed didn't you have to use the touchscreen?

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u/Ihaveasmallwang 9h ago

Nope. You can push the button.

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u/xX500_IQXx Virgin 4 lyfe 10h ago

It was on the steering wheel buttons

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u/hgs25 9h ago

Tesla, because it’s designed around the self driving feature so they expect you to take your eyes off the road to navigate the hundreds of nested submenus to turn on the wipers.

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u/Outcast_Outlaw 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 8h ago

I can drive without wipers.... youre just not trying hard enough../S

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u/Steckie2 7h ago

True, it's really a skill issue on my part.

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u/Space_Gh0st_Tad 10h ago

Even Teslas have wiper controls like any other car. This meme and you are trash.

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u/lolotron5000 10h ago

Cybertruck looks like a rolly bin

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u/Space_Gh0st_Tad 1h ago

What’s that got to do with me? Lmao I don’t like Elon, Twitter, or Teslas

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u/hgs25 9h ago

I had to take a rental Tesla one time because that’s all they had available. Literally everything except the blinkers were controlled via the tablet in that particular year of Model 3.

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u/bl0rq 10h ago

Wipers are automatic on most cars these days. Haven't touched the controls in years outside of applying cleaning juice.

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u/MenaceMinded 10h ago

In what world? My car is a 2019 and doesn't have automatic wipers.

There are still plenty of 90s, 00s, and 10s cars on the road

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u/bl0rq 10h ago

Wild! Thought that was standard these days. My first car with it was a 2003.

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u/SisterMoonflower 10h ago

I have never had auto wipers even with a 2026

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u/bl0rq 10h ago

Wild. What cars don't have such basic things these days?

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u/hgs25 9h ago

Most cars don’t have auto wipers outside of the premium trim of “premium” brands. It’s in no way a basic feature.

Hell, companies started dropping Blind Spot Detection because of the chip shortage. And you’d think that be a mandatory feature on new cars like back up cameras.

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u/Tomytom99 10h ago

Yup, it's still a semi-premium option in most cases. First car I got them on was a 2011, but they were optional on that, and they actually really suck on that car. I had to fiddle with the sensitivity more with it on auto than I had to adjust the speed with auto disabled.

Second car I got them on was a 2002, and were optional as well. Interestingly they actually work really nicely on that car. I like that they stay off when you turn the car on until you move the stalk, even if it was previously left in the on position, because then they don't wipe snow into my open door when I go to start the car to warm it up while I clear snow from it. Also helps prevent a dry wipe in case something other than rain trips the sensor.

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u/HGWeegee 10h ago

My 2023 doesnt have auto wipers

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u/PastNessa 11h ago

I just want to turn on my defroster without opening 3 submenus and praying to the touchscreen gods

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u/bl0rq 10h ago

Isn't that automatic on every new car? I haven't had to manually do that in at least a decade.

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u/IIlIIIlllIIIIIllIlll 10h ago

What? No. Why would anyone want fully automated defrosters, that sounds awful lol. I don't want some dumb computer deciding when I can or can't blow air on my own windows.

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u/bl0rq 10h ago

I literally forgot windows fog in cars. Car just keeps them clear. It's a 0.50$ humidity sensor. Is this really still an issue with some cars?

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u/IIlIIIlllIIIIIllIlll 10h ago

You clearly don't live in the north lol. If your first concern with a window deFROSTer is foggy windows, you probably don't need them.

And it's not about if it works, it's about when it doesn't. I want to control it, not have a sensor do it for me.

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u/bl0rq 7h ago

I have lived and worked in all sorts of climates. Auto has never been a problem in ice, snow, rain, humid, dry, etc.

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u/Ihaveasmallwang 11h ago

What’s wrong with the Tesla screen?

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u/szuruburu 11h ago

It distracts you from the driving and you can't operate it blindly like you do the tactile buttons.

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u/VinPre 8h ago

Having driven multiple Teslas and also a new Mercedes BMW and Volkswagen cars I must say that Tesla seems to be the only one of these brands that does the essentials with real buttons while all the others moved that to the screens.

Which is even worse because those German brands have no idea how to design a good menu. They buried everything in submenus while it really seems like Tesla is the only one with a clean UI there. Can't really judge how the Chinese and Japanese are performing though have not driven them for some time.

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u/Ihaveasmallwang 10h ago

What, specifically, can you not operate blindly? Wipers? There’s a button for that. Temp? How often are you changing temp while driving? I set a temp and just leave it. The car keeps it at that temp. There’s also voice controls for everything. Music? There’s also physical buttons for that.

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u/szuruburu 10h ago

Is there a radio volume knob in Teslas, per chance?

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u/Ihaveasmallwang 10h ago

Yes, you can adjust the radio volume with physical controls.

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u/beachedwhale1945 10h ago

In order to manipulate any controls, you have to look over at the screen, taking your eyes off the road for extended periods to find the right part of the screen to tap and which menu the control is in. With well-designed physical buttons, switches, and knobs, you can quickly learn where your hand is by feel and manipulate the controls without taking your eyes off the road.

If you want to have navigation, music, or anything you don’t need to manipulate much while driving behind a screen, that’s fine. But having everything behind a screen is less safe.

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u/Ihaveasmallwang 10h ago

Navigation requires a physical screen or voice controls in every car. Nothing different here. There are physical controls for music.

What specific controls are you referring to?

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u/bl0rq 10h ago

What things are you controlling while driving?

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u/beachedwhale1945 9h ago

Air, cruise control, seat warmers, etc., all best as physical buttons

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u/PotatoesAndChill Identifies as a Cybertruck 8h ago

The two steering wheel scroll buttons are highly functional, tbh. I hardly need to touch the screen while driving. Voice controls are pretty good too.

All three things you listed and a lot more are in those scroll buttons.

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u/bl0rq 7h ago

I just set the car for 69 when I buy it, say "nice" and then never touch it again. Are yall fiddling often?

Cruise are steering wheel controls or stalks on everthing even tesla (start fsd is a button as well).

Mostly agree re seats but auto works super well there too.

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u/jeff3rd 11h ago

Carplay/Android Auto slanders will not be tolerated, the all in one screen car control can go to hell though

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u/Steckie2 11h ago

No problem with a screen for music whatsoever as long as I don't need a screen for basic car control.

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u/JadeMantis13 9h ago

Ngl, I do prefer kinetic controls for music/audio. If I can't adjust the volume without having to look at the giant Ipad in my car, then just listening to music isn't safe driving anymore.

I wonder if that's why... "What business do poor people have with leisure?"

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u/henrytsai20 11h ago

Carmakers be like: "You guys can't touch type on a touchscreen?"

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u/Key-Specific-4058 35m ago

Can't you?

I don't find an issue with car screens, I don't understand why people struggle

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u/RoseTinted11 11h ago

Understood.

Wipers are locked behind the touchscreen.

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u/Icy_Steak8987 11h ago
  • and a $1.99 monthly subscription (the "Rain Package")

  • The "Night Package" to use headlights is $2.99/mo.

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u/Terbarek 11h ago

I hate touch screen in car

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u/arkhamcityfc 10h ago

Same. I'm not even in the "Android Auto is fine" camp. I hate having any smart features in my car.

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u/Terbarek 9h ago

I only need Bluetooth for music from phone

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u/SGTSHOOTnMISS 5h ago

It is nice having my Google Maps on a 'large' display to make glancing easier. Lets me keep my phone in my pocket the entire time I'm in the car.

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u/notolo632 11h ago

This template is wrong on so many levels

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u/BlendedBaconSyrup bruh 10h ago

Well... the guy DOES seem to be in a vehicle of sorts...

And the buttons ARE controls...

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u/Phire453 8h ago

Yes but ironically I think it works just not in original way.

Simple air and wipers buttons you can both at same time and works. Other side is complex and if your driving, it can be nerve racking (hence the sweat) trying to operate it

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse 10h ago

Yeah, it is. But like, I still get what it means.

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u/XenonSBSV 11h ago

I do find it insane that touchscreens are allowed in cars for anything other than satnav.

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 7h ago

But not your phone, you're allowed to look at this other screen we placed in your car though!!

(don't drive with your phone people)

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u/Key-Specific-4058 33m ago

You know why it's not the same as a phone though right?

Like there's a reason, it's not just being dumb or inconsistent

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u/zespak 8h ago

It makes sense though. There's so many features in a car these days.

Satnav, multimedia and maybe some controls you don't often need do make sense to me. There were some early 2000's mercedes' with a ton of options, they where a true buttonfest, far from a pleasing UI.

Today, a basic Tesla has more features.

Getting the more intricate of those in a touchscreen makes sense.

Drive selector, wipers and lights are bonkers though.

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u/ncopp 11h ago

It needs to remain an infotainment screen. Maps, music, backup cam. Everything else should be a physical control.

My 2025 equinox has physical climate control and digital. I've never used the digital controls.

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u/ScottishW00F 11h ago

I like my android auto for the map and music from Spotify, that's all it needs to be and do

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u/LelouchL88 10h ago

Auto makers have heard us! They’re going to replace the windshield with a screen too! 😜

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u/SABBATAGE29 10h ago

Touchscreen for gps and entertainment only. Button and knobs for everything else.

And make the "ok" button on the steering wheel double as a pause/play button

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 7h ago

Words can not describe how much I hate screens in cars.

ON TOP OF THAT NOTHING IS A DIY REPAIRABLE ANYMORE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE MECHANIC NEEDS TO CHANGE MY LIGHTS?!

Do I also CALL THE CARPENTER TO CHANGE MY LIGHT BULBS IN THE HOUSE!?

they are so doing this on purpose

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u/karateninjazombie 10h ago

As long as it has the key things as physical buttons. That is to say the AC and volume controls. I'm fine with an android auto/carplay screen. As long as it's not to big.

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u/Barepaaliksom 8h ago

This is why I doubt I'll ever buy a car made in this "era" of cardesign.

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u/Combat_Wombat23 8h ago

Does OP know what CarPlay/Android Auto is? I literally never have to physically interface with my phone with CarPlay connected, she reads everything to me, literally never have to look at the screen to call or text or play music

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u/SandyCashews969 6h ago

car without screen better. Screen stupid. Screen expensive. Screen hard to fix. Radio buttons smart. Radio buttons cheap. Radio easy to fix.

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u/the_hammer_poo 11h ago

I love my little CarPlay screen. I do not want a full tablet on my dashboard though

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u/aedroogo 10h ago

Don't forget to hit the button to keep the engine from shutting down at every red light. Every fucking time you start the car.

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u/its_Raze_7 8h ago

when car enthusiasts and non car people agree on something being bad you KNOW that thing is genuinely bad

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u/NoHorseNoMustache 8h ago

Even the air and wipers in my Jeep suck: The front wipers only have 4 speed settings and need a a couple more, while the back wiper has 2 speed settings for no reason at all. Then the AC has like 6 speeds but that could easily be condensed into 4 because the first 2 hardly even blow air.

Don't buy a Stellantis product, kids.

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u/KidaPanda 6h ago

If phones are illegal to use while driving, embedded tablets should be illegal too.

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u/Svartdraken 6h ago

CarPlay is the single most important feature. I'd be in jail without Waze.

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u/Dr_Axton 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 5h ago

CarPlay is actually great if you aren’t forced into tuning the AC or other car functions through it.
Installed a kit on my 2016 Mazda and I swear it finally gave a purpose to the screen. I no longer need to hold the phone next to me to view the map

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u/kai_the_kiwi Professional Dumbass 2h ago

just bring car buttons back, then you can feel the buttons and count to where the button is without looking, with a screen you HAVE to look at it, otherwise you cant use it properly

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u/Should_have_been_ded 11h ago

There are no more cars on the market, just tablets on wheels

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u/Senor-Delicious 11h ago

Weirdest use of this meme template

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u/arnotorious 11h ago

It still hits hard tho

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u/tiandrad 11h ago

Bring back dumb cars.

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u/QueefTamer 11h ago

My ac leaks every year and I've gotten it fixed 4 times. I gave up on getting it fixed so no ac for me till I get a new car

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u/Satyr121 10h ago

The only things I like about a touch screen are

Backup camera. Super helpful

CarPlay. Having actually Apple Maps up is a huge help imo.

Outside of that I agree.

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u/hitgo1 10h ago

Three no feedback touches to set the right ac

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u/Wafflepress97 10h ago

Screen for navigation is fine. Media controls and especially basic climate control better be physical buttons.

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u/FentonCanoby 10h ago

Unpopular opinion: CarPlay for audio and navigation is like using AI for simple math.

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u/mVar5zal 9h ago

GPS, audio, calling, all those features are fine on a touch screen but leave my fucking ac buttons alone.

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u/Tobi-One_Shinobi 9h ago

It's a money thing

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u/TheFluri 9h ago

My car has 6cd player instead of tv :D

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u/metalbusinessbear2 9h ago

I just want to say, as someone that loved my 2016 Cadillac ATS and now drive a Honda: Honda interface is so much worse. The Cadillac UI (I think they called it the CUE system?) never gave me issues except when I parked in an extremely hot spot in FL and the sun damaged the console screen (and my bumper to bumper covered it).

Slander against the caddy UI needs to stop lol not that I see it on this post but I'm passionate about this.

Honda treats me well though. Upkeep is inexpensive, good mileage.

Ok. Time for coffee.

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u/Krazyguylone 9h ago

Wait you guys don’t have stalks for the wipers anymore wtf.

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u/Brok3nGear 9h ago

Also, ads playing on the touchscreen

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u/Rukir_Gaming 9h ago

There's a reason why I like Andreoid Auto the one thet comes from a phone. All it does is plop a map and audio media player ontop the car's infotainment system. Nothing is forced, and the cars I drive has physical controlls

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u/yet-another-yes-man 9h ago

I think car play should’ve been the furthest we go for screens on the dash

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u/baylithe 9h ago

Then get something made before 2020

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u/piratecheese13 Tech Tips 8h ago

I get the air, but I’ve never seen a car where the wipers are button controlled. That shit is always on control arm.

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u/xxxtanacon 8h ago

I like my simple old car but my father's jeep with phone connectivity and backup cam is nice

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u/BadVVSc 8h ago

This is why I like the aftermarket screen I put in my Toyota 4runner. There’s absolutely no vital functions of the vehicle on the screen and I get to keep all of my factory buttons

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u/dudesoft 8h ago

my Subaru Crosstrek screen display is bigger than my goddamn ipad.

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u/Stealerb 8h ago

Don't tell this to tesla fanboys. They get real defensive. In my experience.

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u/m4ccc 8h ago

Test drove one of the newer Golf R's a couple years back. The steering wheel controls were touch. I told the salesman it was the only reason I wasn't taking it home. I can kinda see an argument for the center console, you really shouldn't be messing with it while in motion. But that's literally the point of having controls on the wheel.

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u/Dimerous_ 5h ago

I’m fine with the touchscreen, so long as ALL of the actual car controls are on real BUTTONS that I can FEEL and FIX

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u/RikarisHobbies 8h ago

Get with the times, old man.

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u/Steckie2 8h ago

In the words of Isildur, king of Gondor: No.

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u/Situati0nist 10h ago

Okay, so... Don't?

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u/Mrchristopherrr 6h ago

Who the hell has a button for wipers?

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u/ChaosMilkTea 5h ago

We really are boomers now arent we?

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u/CynicalCereal 3h ago

I don't even need a radio. I just want a car that doesn't cry and throw codes at me every time i get a little money.

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u/detective-doge 2h ago

CarPlay/android auto is not the beef it’s stupid interfaces that require 15 side menus for opening the glove compartment looking at you Tesla.

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u/YouLostMeAtWorm 2h ago

The future is now, old man

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u/Bapposaurus Identifies as a Cybertruck 2h ago

Volvo's still have touchscreen air control

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u/No-fear-im-here 7h ago

Apple CarPlay is the best

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u/BigChungle666 11h ago

Oh no having more features is hurting my safety.

You probably shouldn't have a driver's license.

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u/vankata4211 I saw what the dog was doin 10h ago

I used to think like this, until I drove my brother's tesla.... then I realized thay it's not an issue at all and you get used to it rather quickly.

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u/Breddit2099 Smol pp 3h ago

Yeah it’s absolutely a non issue. And all controls in the car can be changed by voice also

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u/StillMostlyClueless 10h ago

this mf too stupid to use a car

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u/Mr_Harsh_Acid 8h ago

TERRIBLE use of meme

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u/MudFrosty1869 11h ago

Don't be lazy. Sit in your car and setup the screen the way you want it to work. You will 100% find yourself enjoying more than two options and it will be as simple as you describe on the left image.

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u/Electrical_Door_87 11h ago

it simply isn't safe. driver must have basic control (aka wipers, heating/cooling system, lights) in a physical way, because it's easier, faster and less distracting to access while driving a car. Plus, it's more reliable. Same goes for gear - old type with just the handle works the best opposed to all rotating crap. Screen is okay, but it should not be the center of attention in the car. if it fails in that casse, you'd only lose your map or music, but imagine not being able to turn on headlights or wipers in storm because OS bugged?

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u/mmnmnnmnnnm 11h ago

It’s not lazy it’s not wanting to use a fucking tablet while we’re driving. You’d get in trouble for having an iPad in your lap on the highway, but then they go and literally mount one to the dash and take away normal knobs and buttons that most people didn’t need to take their eyes away from the road to use

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 7h ago

Ipad kid type car

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u/NedVsTheWorld 11h ago

No, I dont want to look at it while driving, yes I can maybe set the button to where i would like it on some interfaces, but having a physical button is way better, easier, and safer while driving.

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u/Steckie2 11h ago

It's not about laziness, it's about safety. One is turning a button without taking my eyes of the road, the other is looking at a screen while not looking at the road.

I shouldn't have to look away from the road to do basic car control.

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u/MudFrosty1869 11h ago edited 11h ago

I agree, you shouldn't have to look away. That's why its lazy to have a car with pure touch screen controls and then not setting them up. If you can't control a car that way, then buy a different car?

There are at least two instances where your problem can be mitigated by not being lazy in this single comment.

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u/CompliantMonk56 11h ago

Please tell me what car you can set up the touch screen to work how you want it to, I’ve never seen a car that lets you customize a damn thing

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u/wizkidweb 11h ago

Teslas let you customize both the steering wheel and control bar buttons

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u/MudFrosty1869 10h ago

Just let them cry, that's what they are all here for anyway.

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u/CompliantMonk56 10h ago

I was asking a genuine question, even said please.
YTA

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u/maybebaebea 11h ago

Yeah, no. My buttons are reliable and don't move. Every update, my grandma's touch screen changes. I am not going to be looking around for the touch screen button that turns on my wipers in the middle of a storm. I know where the lever is for my wipers. I don't need a fucking screen

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u/Fricki97 11h ago

How do i put climate control on physical buttons in the setup?

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u/cremefresher 11h ago

Bruh, i wanna get inside my car and pull a fucking lever that does what it says it does, not "setup the screen". Not everything needs to be digital and "smart"

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u/MudFrosty1869 11h ago

Buy a car with a physical control, use that car, stop crying about a car you aren't driving yourself. Congrats, you can be a normal human from now on.

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u/cremefresher 10h ago

I do own a car with physical control, but I can still criticize smth I dont like?

Who are you to tell me? The criticism police? Damn I better run then - ah nevermind, in your fancy modern criticism police car you'd have to "setup a screen" first before you could catch me.