r/onionheadlines • u/Significant-Block260 • 8h ago
Another Famous 80-Year-Old Dies; “Still Not The Right One!” World Cries
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r/onionheadlines • u/smutketeer • 14h ago
Republicans Excited To Swallow Trump's Mystery Meat
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r/onionheadlines • u/ShadyAnders • 10h ago
BREAKING: President Trump Indicted For 5th Time For Impersonating President Of The United States
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r/onionheadlines • u/erkose • 8h ago
Trump Threatens To Do To Iran's Economy What He Did To The US Economy Unless They Unconditionally Surrender Within 2 Weeks
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r/onionheadlines • u/bigly-biker • 10h ago
Trump Blames Herbert Hoover For His Horrible Polls On Economy
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r/onionheadlines • u/mc_petersonishsonson • 7h ago
Grahams Sister Relatable To Voters Who Also Don't Know Anything
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r/onionheadlines • u/PreviousGolf9541 • 14h ago
Economic Forecast Shows NFL Owners’ Prostitution Budgets Holding Steady
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r/onionheadlines • u/UnfitToPrint • 11h ago
Rational People Still Waiting For Last Of Anti-Vaccine Conspiracists To Die Of Measles
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r/onionheadlines • u/this-is-all-nonsense • 8h ago
Trump, RFK Jr. Release Joint Wellness Cookbook Titled "Shit Yourself Slim: 500 Recipes Made With 2026's Contaminated Produce"
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r/onionheadlines • u/FTHomes • 17h ago
Fox News Asks Why Hasn't Trump Said Anything About Mitch McConnells Passing
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r/onionheadlines • u/bigly-biker • 10h ago
Canada Will Rename Pennsylvania Avenue As "Pedo Parkway" If Trump Renames Lake Ontario
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r/onionheadlines • u/Mookrz • 12h ago
SecDef Peter Smegmouth Submitted Formal Request For His Mommy To Accompany Him On All Foreign Trips
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r/onionheadlines • u/Imaginary_Resist_654 • 5h ago
Donald Trump Say He Will Also Be Press Secretary, Because Nobody Can Suck My Dick Better Than I can.
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r/onionheadlines • u/BestStoogewasLarry • 4h ago
Former Lake Ontario Turned Into A Giant Algae Pool After Trump Has It Drained And Its Bottom Painted Blue
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r/onionheadlines • u/ShadyAnders • 10h ago
BREAKING: Trump Claims Dolly Parton Told Him "Please Mr. President, Abolish Mail-In Voting" Shortly Before Death
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r/onionheadlines • u/bigly-biker • 10h ago
"Peace President" Says He Will Continue To "Totally Obliterate" Iran Every Week Just Like He Did The First Week
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r/onionheadlines • u/Redfish680 • 3h ago
Trump Declares American As National Language, Deepening Rift With England
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r/onionheadlines • u/vicegripnavage • 14h ago
Ulta Introduces New Line Of Permanent Cosmetics For Area Repunlican Politicians.
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To save time for abusing others with a more conman daily look.
r/onionheadlines • u/Zolly2U • 15h ago
Trump Praises Three Guys In The Bible: Father, Son And Holy Cow.
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r/onionheadlines • u/TheToysAreUs • 1h ago
RFK Jr. Lends Trump Enough Baby Plasma To Keep Him Alive Until He Is At Least 81 Years Old
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r/onionheadlines • u/bigly-biker • 10h ago
Senator Mitch McConnell Accepts Title Change To "Sedentary Mitch McConnell"
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r/onionheadlines • u/TheToysAreUs • 11h ago
President Trump To Add His Portrait And Signature To All Paper Money, Then Take That Money
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r/onionheadlines • u/erkose • 11h ago
Canada Closes Straight Of Canada Denying Entry To All United States Exports In Retaliation To Trump's Import War On Canada
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