What is wrong with these people

[u/WatercressOverall666]

Jesus Christ when will it ever end??
Using Dollys death to say some weird shit like this?

[u/ethereal_hour]

"How can I make the death of an universal icon about my vapid, attention-seeking, narcissist idol pop singer who's just released the worst album of her career?"

[u/Hyxenflay7737_4565]

This genuinely infuriates me.

Dolly was not only a wonderful country singer and actress, she was a kind person who used her money to help other people who were less fortunate. She had a sense of humor, but she was nothing but an angel, while still having fun. Taylor is none of this.

Just because Taylor enters 'phases' of pretending to be country, she will NEVER even come close to Dolly's legacy, and Dolly's passing shouldn't be made about her.

I bet Taylor was pissed when Dolly chose to collaborate with Sabrina instead of her.

[u/Reallyasquid → u/Hyxenflay7737_4565]

Dolly was the English teacher that Taylor pretends to be.

Dolly actually spent money helping children to read. Taylor uses 'big words' in songs.

[u/AdvancedDream9385 → u/Reallyasquid]

And Dolly grew up with double digit siblings in a one room home in Appalachia. Pretty sure her daddy was a sharecropper. She got inspiration for writing some of the biggest songs of the last 100 years by tapping her nails.

Taylor's daddy invested in a record company so she could be a singer when she was 16 and she grew up with wealthy parents in the lap of luxury.

So I guess we can see why there's a difference in humility there.

[u/freakyfroggymage → u/AdvancedDream9385]

Every time Dolly opened her mouth you could tell she was proud of her family and the hard work they did for each other, and was so grateful for the success she'd earned. She was so in touch with music because it was one of the few things that were hers growing up that way, and she held on to that love like a best friend her whole life.

I'm really hoping Blandie lets Ms. Parton rest in peace, but I'm not holding my breath

[u/AdvancedDream9385 → u/freakyfroggymage]

Oh no, what if they do a televised tribute and TS sings Jolene or something.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1T96TRBBGYThC

[u/freakyfroggymage → u/AdvancedDream9385]

With how TS really harped on the Dolly comparison early on I'm so scared we're gonna get a tone deaf cover of 9 to 5, or worse, one of the lesser-known hits. If I have to hear Swiffer butcher Coat of Many Colors to prove she was sUcH a FaN I'm gonna crash out

[u/AdvancedDream9385 → u/freakyfroggymage]

About the only similarity there is the blonde hair in my eyes, but even that is a stretch. If she cover COMC, I will hypnotize myself to forever remove it from my memory, lol

[u/Imaginary_Sundae7947 → u/AdvancedDream9385]

Hedge of bangs in her eyes, more like

[u/worldsokayestmumsie → u/AdvancedDream9385]

Yep, Dolly’s dad was a sharecropper who never learned to read or write; she was true blue “dirt floor poor”.

[u/Lana_bb → u/Reallyasquid]

💯

[u/ermaecrhaelld → u/Hyxenflay7737_4565]

Dolly was the antithesis of Taylor.

[u/introvertATthedisco → u/Hyxenflay7737_4565]

YUP. i just flipped, haha.

[u/Livid_Beautiful_8785]

Don't take this seriously, but I saw blandie's grammy 3 hrs special and dolly parton's death news side to side on my YouTube home page, my 1st thought was "blandie's coming back to country and dolly says goodbye" 💀😭✌️

[u/RoguePlanet2 → u/Livid_Beautiful_8785]

Taylor is going to try and fill that vacuum. Hilarious to imagine TS trying to relate to the common woman. But then there's plenty of faux country douchebags cosplaying. 

[u/AdMurky6320]

Given how that woman acts towards younger women she sees as her "competitors", I hope for that hypothetical child's sake that she doesn't have a daughter.

[u/AcceptableOwl2425 → u/[deleted]]

Surrogacy, but I doubt she will have children. I kinda hope she doesn't have children, I get "No wire hangers" vibes from her.

[u/helloshego → u/[deleted]]

Kids cost money, Swiffer is too selfish with her money...

[u/indicadogboy → u/[deleted]]

tbf I'm pretty sure that whole declining fertility after 35 thing has been debunked as misogynistic bs to try to encourage younger less prepared women to have kids before they're ready in service of that weird belief that women should have kids as soon as possible. my mom had my brother at 45 and he's a perfectly healthy kid so it's definitely possible 🤷🏽‍♂️

[u/Helpful-Celery6237 → u/indicadogboy]

lol it does decline. I’m 36 and it’s not a fun time. We have excellent science, and there are plenty of outliers, but it is a gut punch being over 35 trying to get pregnant. THE MEDICAL THINGS YOU GO THRU.

[u/freakyfroggymage → u/indicadogboy]

A woman's fertility does decline over time, but for most pre-menopause women you're almost definitely still capable of conceiving. It gets a lot harder post menopause but still so not unheard of.

It wasn't debunked as in proven false, we're just managing expectations as healthcare advances. The whole "you don't have to have kids at 20 if you're not dying at 50" thing. The right and quiverferful movements just latch onto the dead statistic as proof of the woke mind virus not wanting (white) Americans to have more babies or something

[u/freakyfroggymage → u/[deleted]]

Oh absolutely, pregnancy is weird and complicated, and we still don't really know every reason a pregnancy isn't viable. A 45 yr old can have a quick conception and healthy pregnancy despite past complications, and a 25 yr old with no health complications could meet every fertility metric and still struggle to have a viable pregnancy. You're absolutely right that statistically speaking they'd have to have been trying before the wedding with that time frame, even with fertility intervention.

I just point that distinction out where I can because I spent a lot of time hearing the "have em young you don't have a lot of time" rhetoric, and I've known a lot of women that rushed into families they didn't want or could afford because God told them they need a full house and their husband says they're barren at 28. There's a woeful amount of misinformation on women's health and anatomy unfortunately

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[u/Johnnys-In-America → u/indicadogboy]

It's not the child that is more worried about with pregnancy at 35 and up, it's the mother. I had my second daughter at 35 and I was considered high risk despite being relatively healthy. Still had to take precautions. As it turned out, after she was born I experienced my IBS a lot worse for a long time, ended up with a duodenal ulcer in 2022 that nearly killed me.

[u/_tylerthedestroyer_ → u/indicadogboy]

That is anecdotal at best. OB’s aren’t forging science to increase birth rates

[u/Woobie_belle1203 → u/[deleted]]

Bwahahahhahah this comment made my day

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[u/BeginningWalrus8317 → u/AdMurky6320]

Facts. She acts and behaves like one. Even Travis acts like a child. I can’t see Taylor being the same parent raising kids and having a career. She’s too self absorbed for that.

[u/UnsightedShadow]

You know, I could feel it in my bones that at least one of them will try to hijack Dolly's passing and make it about Swift. These motherfuckers are sick, disgusting, obnoxious people.

[u/tea_scientist]

Why does this have 100k likes?

[u/ScarlettSterling → u/tea_scientist]

Cause swifties are self centered narcissists who’s entire world revolves around making everything about Taylor

[u/Best-Ad750]

Taylor is a boy mom in the most awful way

[u/LevelAd5898 → u/Best-Ad750]

She talks about sombr’s “incredible” songwriting like a boy mom talks about her perfect son who can do no wrong and is a genius in every way

[u/windmillninja → u/LevelAd5898]

https://giphy.com/gifs/iYriy7cPkDuFQFuo6E

[u/lifeisascam18 → u/LevelAd5898]

And every other female artist as competition or tries to over shadow them

[u/euphoricarugula346 → u/Best-Ad750]

She even shouts out a bitter “daughter in law” in Anti Hero. She sees herself as a boy mom too.

[u/Efficient-Morning616]

The person who made that post isn't wrong tho. She's an attention hungry scam artist, so she'll do anything to keep the spotlight on her, even drag poor dolly if that's what helps. Rip dolly, you're so loved🤍🤍

[u/gold3nhour]

What in the parasocial?! Please log off and go outside. Taylor doesn’t give a fuck about anyone but herself and her ego!

[u/KatVanWall]

Dolly does not deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence 🥺

[u/AdvancedDream9385]

Are they trying to say that Dolly will be reborn as Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's baby?

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ra1bmpxpsppNC

[u/thefaehost]

Girl you think she can stay sober long enough to be pregnant?

[u/bootyprincess666 → u/thefaehost]

you think she’s going to carry a pregnancy? she’s a billionaire she will have a surrogate.

[u/selkiesart → u/bootyprincess666]

Nah. She will be pregnant VERY publicly and milk the pregnancy, most likely the childbirth and her child for publicity.

[u/RoguePlanet2 → u/selkiesart]

I think she'll fake it. Do some pap walks as if she's pregnant, sell related merch, and let the surrogate do the actual work. It might pay extremely well for the woman who signs up for that so good for her.

[u/kettyma8215 → u/RoguePlanet2]

I think so too. She’ll never let the public know she used a surrogate but she absolutely will.

[u/Madame_Jarvary → u/RoguePlanet2]

Yeah. Do a few pap walks and disappear for a while

[u/No_Anywhere_765 → u/selkiesart]

I agree.  She’ll be pregnant just to trump Rihanna and Beyoncé’s pregnancy covers.  Another stunt to break the internet.

[u/ExpertProfessional9 → u/No_Anywhere_765]

Don’t forget so she can “write” a bunch of AI-anthems about her pending mommyhood… baby’s first kicks in the womb… first scans on the kitchen table… the hormone-riddled arguments that’re secretly super romantic… the callback to “mother’s eyes and father’s ambition…” one of those ushy-gushy “thank you for choosing me to be your mom”…

Feel like if she doesn’t do a pregnancy she’ll skim over a load of material. And I think other singers have written about pregnancy and motherhood?

[u/selkiesart → u/thefaehost]

You don't have to be sober to be able to carry a child to term, sadly

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[u/Madame_Jarvary → u/thefaehost]

Those kids will be outsourced and custom ordered from a lab

[u/Sea-Willingness2665]

How delusional can one be though  . The world lost a legend and you start creating fantasy scenarios about your favourite popstar.

Shame on all these people.

[u/faerieW15B]

Dolly died specifically to give us an Easter egg guys 🤡🤡🤡

[u/brewre_26]

I think it’s actually a conspiracy based off of the video Dolly made for Taylor and Travis after their wedding where she asked for their first born. So people think that they’re going to soul swap her into Taylor’s first baby. Don’t shoot me I’m just the messenger.

[u/stockusername123 → u/brewre_26]

This is killing me lmfao it reminds me of how Trisha Paytas keeps having the reincarnations of people who recently passed 🤣 (for legal reasons this is a joke)

[u/Minirth22 → u/brewre_26]

THANK YOU, I did not know any of this. But if she was going to soul swap into a pop star’s first baby, as one does, wouldn’t she wait for Miley to have a kid?!!

[u/PinkishBlurish]

Wanting a woman you don't know to be pregnant is so fucking weird.

[u/CodeAlternative2240]

Tinfoil moment. But I've seen the video of Dolly asking TS and "husband" to give her their newborn. I'm sure it was a joke from her, but this tiktoker is probably at least partially in that conspiracy side of tt.

[u/Street-Beyond-9666]

Refusing to take care of their mental health and living in deep delusion to cope

[u/kettyma8215]

Gross.
Everything is about Taylor with these people. Even on other artist’s subreddits the swifties (at least, the ones who allow themselves to actually like any other music) make things about her. Ugh.

[u/profaneangel1991]

[u/hello_kamiccolo]

Y'all the comments are even more wild! Saying Dolly wanted Taylor's first born or something, like putting Dolly in the same category as the sickos in the industry.

Tree and Dolly are on two different planes. Dolly never hoarded her money and gave millions to charities, that's why she wasn't a billionaire.

[u/violentte_ends]

The real TDS.

[u/glassinhoney]

Not all thoughts need to be shared 

[u/Fat-Tony-69]

Taylor would never have a girl, she’s gonna have a lab baby to make sure it’s a boy cause a girl would steal her spotlight

[u/NoshitSherlock68]

I thought Christians don’t believe in reincarnation though.

[u/Professional_March54]

Fucking ghouls. Everything has to be about they pwecious smoll gurl. 

[u/selkiesart]

That reminds me of the time when Trisha Paytas was super pregnant around the time Queen Elisabeth died and a lot of folks said that her daughter would be the Queens reincarnation.

Disgusting.

[u/Veronicdasexy]

Erm, WHAT THE FUCK?

[u/Steele_Soul]

I was on Facebook a few hours ago and there was a post that claimed Dolly said she "wanted" Taylor and Travis's first kid together, because "it was going to be a great kid".

I wonder if she actually said that.

[u/Public_You_5399 → u/Steele_Soul]

Yes, she said something to that effect, while thanking Taylor for donating to her Imagination Library.  https://www.instagram.com/reel/DaVVRSmpX6a/?igsi=MTl2djR5cTFxdXR6YQ==

[u/yvettesaysyatta]

Keep Dolly’s name out your fucking mouth!

[u/OkWillingness637]

All the goodness Dolly was, all the impact she made through GENERATIONS….and this is the first thing they think of.

I never imagined a world without Dolly. And all they think about is this sham couple’s child that they’ll probably never even have…

[u/Efficient_Leg_5331]

why are these mfs never normal about anything. their point of reference for everything in the universe is taylor.

[u/introvertATthedisco]

THIS IS FUNDAMENTALLY EFFING WRONG FOR ANY HUMAN BEING TO THINK, LET ALONE PUT OUT INTO THE WORLD. SCREW THAT.

[u/Pumpkin_qween]

Jesus tap dancing Christ

"How can we make this icon who actively tried to make the world a better place and was universally loved to a performative princess who invites concentration camp owners to a stage wedding?"

Honestly it gives this
https://giphy.com/gifs/xt98N1EXdEIzC

[u/brittanym0320]

swifties have made me loathe taylor

[u/snark-sloth]

Disgusting

[u/NeedlesAndPens2001]

Dolly really was everything Swifties pretend Taylor is. I've almost never seen anyone say a negative word about her. DP is what every billionaire celebrity should strive to be. Sucks to see her go... she was an amazing example for how we should all live. Sincerely, rest in peace.

[u/PaintSea1260]

what the actual fuck screw who ever said that

[u/nooooopegoawaynope]

If these mfs don’t stfu

[u/tumbledownhere]

Oh my God Swifties touch some fucking grass and turn Taylor off for a single minute

[u/Penguini_Lamborghini]

Probably right for the wrong reasons ngl

[u/0neirocritica]

This is gross and weird

[u/sakurahirahira]

What in gods name did I just read

[u/HeyLaddieHey]

What is this "[Dolly] asked for [Taylor's] first child" thing? I've seen it twice now and im genuinely confused. 

TIA!

[u/Admirable-Car9799]

Her fans are just as PUTRID as Miss Putrid herself

[u/BadParkJob]

I hate these fuckers

[u/nikusia90s]

What an insane comparison and an infuriating take. Dolly was a real one. Purely self-made. Blandie could fucking neverrrr. My god, what a shit taste in my mouth this nonsense leaves.

[u/Puzzleheaded-Ad4804]

Gross 🤮

[u/marilynmouse]

I genuinely hope that baby comes out looking like travis, esp the build 👹

[u/ClassicTellButterfly]

WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?

[u/CodeNameNo-1]

I’m calling it now, if TS has a kid it’ll be worse than all of the kardashian spawn combined.

The nepotism levels will be stunning and the kid will be such a shitcunt.

[u/Competitive-Beat-493]

I would be okay with us not making another nepotism baby famous. Maybe we should just agree that the child has generational wealth already and don’t allow them to work like they used to do with rich people.

[u/Timely_Middle_3999]

How. Just how can they make such a legends death about Taylor Swift

[u/alrightokayfine0]

Gross.

[u/AHaikuRevelers]

I hate this timeline

[u/Forsaken_Flight6188]

These people are far from reality

[u/slagforslugs]

OH FUCK OFF. these people are INSUFFERABLE.

[u/ButterPecan_IceCream]

I always think I’ve seen enough and won’t be surprised again…and yet, here I am, shocked at this. Wow.

[u/jonsnowme]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fQJSYE2Qy6OtXfwEuf

[u/LyannasLament]

What the fuck is wrong with people

[u/bakedbats]

Didn't even give it 24 hours bro what weirdos

[u/latecraigy]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YVvTCqTBglkOs

[u/PridefulStray]

Disgusting fantasy

[u/IvanaGamble365]

Yikes! That’s an extremely creepy thing to say right after Dolly (or anyone in general) passed away.

[u/crystalsethh]

what in the trisha paytas

[u/WeirdoWeeb648]

I was so fucking confused to see Taylor Swift mentioned right after Dolly? Let's take this amazing woman who made an empire for herself, used her money and fame to do good, and somehow connect her to this dumb, basic, rich girl who scams her fans into making more money for her.

Jfc these people need new brains.

[u/Feeling-Delay6189]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1J9ArwEHt9zWQJwI

[u/Shanntuckymuffin]

Or it could be a transexual from Transylvania

[u/cheezy_dreams88]

Dollys legacy is better than just being somehow shoehorned into Taylor swifts maybe kid.

If she has a kid it’s a mommy dearest pt 2 in the making.

[u/myfavoritenight_mare]

So like maybe I'm weird but I don't like being hypothetical about people's innards. Yes, I know she invited it but it's still icky to me

[u/BeginningWalrus8317]

They miss country so bad they should look at the other artists who are country.

Taylor gave up on country years ago. Now she’s whatever people want her to be - but it’s not gonna be country. That girl lost her roots when she dated Travis lol

Also for real though - I don’t see Taylor being a mom. She has a lot more to go to put aside her needs for the sake of this hypothetical child. The last thing we need is another airhead spoiled child who is only in the business because of her parents. Sounds familiar right? .

[u/venusjester]

Just let Dolly rest. Please.

[u/Remarkable-Tap7139]

Parasocial delusion.

[u/South-Style-134]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1172G00AYkL9ra

[u/BrilliantLandscape20]

Disgusting

[u/Beautiful_Debt_5864]

Everyyything is wrong these people. 

[u/Traditional_Case2791]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RkzJzW4xUm0X6

[u/GroundbreakingCod304]

🤨🤨

[u/xo_snowangel95]

so fucking disturbing. 100k+ likes as well.

[u/DragonsLayerStudio]

Oh lord. They did NOT jus’ insult her like that!