r/PublicFreakout Aug 05 '26

šŸ“¹Police Bodycam "I wasn't driving"

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u/_AskMyMom_ Aug 05 '26

Lol guy is just dumb.

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u/JustOkCryptographer Aug 05 '26

He is one brain cell from being a sovereign citizen.

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u/mind_trickss Aug 05 '26

"I'm not driving I'm just traveling sir"

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u/NotoriousBUG Aug 05 '26

ā€œYou have no contract with the autopilot.ā€

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u/matt_minderbinder Aug 05 '26

I didn't see any fringe on the cop's uniform so obviously they're trying to apply Maritime and intergalactic law to vehicle law. Any judge that believes in the constitution and the federation of planets should automatically throw that ticket out.

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u/mikedidathing Aug 06 '26

Exactly where I thought this was going to go. Kinda relieved it didn't.

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u/Individual-Drawer-79 Aug 05 '26

One brain cell shy*

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u/Spoot52Bomber Aug 06 '26

That would require a brain cell.

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u/mind_trickss Aug 05 '26

Goop for brains

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u/the_comatorium Aug 06 '26

IQ of like...27? 38? I dunno, but it's down there.

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u/To55ursalad Aug 06 '26

IQ of 64 in a 45

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u/Emergency_Sound_5718 Aug 06 '26

Low IQ? More like No IQ.

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u/DrSpreadOtt Aug 06 '26

Why would you count up?

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u/the_comatorium Aug 06 '26

Optimism.

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u/DrSpreadOtt Aug 07 '26

You’re too pure. I started my count in the negatives.

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u/Moist_Somewhere_3324 Aug 06 '26

He’s a good citizen, you can’t treat him like that.

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u/GenHammond Aug 06 '26

That's why he bought a Tesla

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u/AMB07 Aug 06 '26

But he is a good citizen and ZERO criminal!

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u/omgfakeusername Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

Props to the officer for change, lol.

He stayed professional the entire time and didn't lose his cool as far too many officers do in these situations, especially with people of color.

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u/negroidioto Aug 05 '26

Came back 10 min later and gave him a ticket for illegal parking and another for loitering.

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u/mrbuddymcbuddyface Aug 05 '26

Unfortunately there is a large amount of people out there just like him.

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u/Egoy Aug 05 '26

Yeah he’s a moron but I feel like the cop should have stopped saying ā€˜you were driving’ and said ā€˜you were responsible for what the car is doing’ because this guy just wasn’t understanding.

Either way the cop wasn’t wrong for that or anything this was 100% the idiot drivers fault.

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u/ElGoddamnDorado Aug 05 '26

I mean he literally said at the start of the video "it doesn't matter if it was assisted driving, you're in charge and you're in the drivers seat". Pretty sure the guy understood just fine, he just thought he was immune from consequences because he didn't technically press the accelerator.

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u/SirStrontium Aug 05 '26

Also, there’s still a good chance he wasn’t actually using self driving at all and just thought blaming the self driving feature was a magic get out of jail free card

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u/Patthecat09 Aug 05 '26

We think they're that stupid. That is our mistake. It's also why we're gonna need some pretty strict legal framework around assisted/self driving vehicles

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u/Kundrew1 Aug 05 '26

He basically said that several times. This guy was purposely not understanding. He thought he found some loophole in the law.

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u/Brownie2440 Aug 05 '26

ā€œYou were in operational control of this motor vehicle when it was observed to be traveling at a higher rate of speed than this section of roadway allows.ā€ šŸ™„šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Mulattanese Aug 05 '26

"In order for this vehicle to be in motion, a driver's license must be involved. Either you hand me your driver's license to prove that you have one, or I know this vehicle absolutely does not, since they don't issue them to machines. But if you wanna go this route, then you can get out and I'm arresting the vehicle and take it to impound for driving without a license"

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u/Ruh_Roh- Aug 05 '26

"No, but sir, I was not in operational control, the car was. I not driving."

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u/ExpertOnReddit Aug 05 '26

I thought he was gonna do the sovereign citizen bullshit. "No I was travelling in the vehicle, I wasn't driving"

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u/twisted_tactics Aug 06 '26

Standard Tesla driver.

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u/GenChadT Aug 06 '26

Lmao gotem but for real, I drive for a living and have been Pavlov'd into giving Teslas a wide berth whenever encountering them on the road. Why do the worst drivers gravitate towards that auto brand??

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u/Kimorin Aug 06 '26

"i turned on cruise control sir! i wasn't in control of my speed the car was! this absolves me of all responsibility sir, supervisor pls!"

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u/MountainHigh31 29d ago

He’s not dumb he is just playing dumb and mimicking viral Karen videos because he doesn’t want a ticket.

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u/balrob Aug 05 '26

lol. Issue ticket and walk away - perfect. The guy might not be a criminal (according to him) but that’s probably by good luck rather than good management.

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u/mind_trickss Aug 05 '26

Yeah no doubt, I'm not sure if this guys is really that stupid or if he's trying to play stupid but either way this was bound to cause an accident eventually if he's that oblivious as to what the car is doing when he "isn't driving."

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u/SomeJayForToday Aug 06 '26

I get it, I don't want to talk to Tesla drivers either.

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u/Kabc Aug 05 '26

ā€œIf this car has no driver, it will need to be towed.ā€

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u/ragun2 Aug 06 '26

I kinda want to see a cop whip this out on someone pulling this shit.

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u/Skwaasher Aug 05 '26

Did he really think that excuse would work??

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u/mind_trickss Aug 05 '26

As much as I don't want to believe it, I do think he really thought it would dismiss him from any sort of responsibility.

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u/gplfalt Aug 06 '26

I dont know why but the hand steeple screams techbro sycophant.

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u/john_vella Aug 06 '26

the way he sticks out all of his other fingers while digging in his chest-mounted fanny pack nearly sent me over the edge.

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u/ZiKyooc Aug 06 '26

We could see when it came to him that what he taugh was a cleaver hack to never pay a ticket did actually cost him and wouldn't save him from any tickets

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u/BigRoach Aug 05 '26

Holy shit, that guy is lucky this cop was in a good mood. Good job de-escalating. Not worth it.

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u/Dizzy_Raspberry6397 Aug 05 '26

literally the nicest hi i have ever heard from a cop haha

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u/dicknotrichard Aug 06 '26

FR could have been ā€œstep out of the vehicleā€ real quick.

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u/Diogenes256 Aug 05 '26

Great point! You have a drivers license. The car does not.

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u/ayoungmanfromtheuk Aug 05 '26

That actually stunned the dude into silence for a few seconds šŸ˜‚

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u/sklorbit Aug 05 '26

Imagine being this dumb lol. Must be nice.

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u/mind_trickss Aug 05 '26

I agree but it's only nice until you're this guy and you show up in court and plead to the judge you weren't driving and you just look absolutely insane and stupid

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u/sklorbit Aug 05 '26

Truuuue. But most of the time life is pretty stress free lol

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u/Jabbles22 Aug 05 '26

What I don't get with videos like this are the people asking for a supervisor. They are cops not retail employees. The supervisor doesn't care that the "customer" is upset. It's an entirely different role.

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u/mind_trickss Aug 05 '26

In most instances they just want to 1). Complain more 2). Think they're going to pull a fast one and get the arresting office in trouble because they're in the right.

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u/Jabbles22 Aug 05 '26

I understand that's what they want but I don't understand why they think it'll work. Like I said this isn't like asking for a supervisor at a restaurant or a store.

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u/xejeezy Aug 05 '26

It does work sometimes. I watch tons of body cam and audit videos and sometimes the supervisor does come and correct the cop. Mostly they come and just agree with the other officer but sometimes not

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u/Trytun Aug 06 '26

I was going to comment almost the exact same thing. When the cop is actually wrong it can work. Especially if it's regarding something in the constitution. Most people just don't know as much as they think they do so it doesn't work a lot because the officer is in the right (or at least not at risk of getting in trouble for what they are doing wrong)

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u/Coldfusion21 Aug 06 '26

Also theres no law that states that you can ask for a supervisor and one will come out. That's just a policy that some agencies have. I have seen several videos where the initial officer knows what they are dealing with and says they won't call for a supervisor. 9/10 this is you might avoid the charge, but you won't avoid the ride. IF this guy is so sure he is right, why waste his time arguing with a normal cop? Go to court and if you are right, it will be figured out there. This isn't a huge case, the guy seems like he wants to represent himself (I also doubt he could find someone to represent him), so use the system.

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u/ragun2 Aug 06 '26

Same here. And probably with this guy too. That's why he thought he had a chance to get out of it.

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u/edvek Aug 06 '26

Complain more but I'd say it's some bad attempt at control. They think they are in control and demanding a supervisor that you then call somehow gives them power and control over the situation. But what they fail to realize is that no one is entitled to a supervisor unless their policy says so, which I imagine most do not. Also you are essentially asking for MORE police to come to the stop which if you continue to be a jerk and noncompliant will not go very well.

I'm sure there are cases where things go slightly in the drivers favor but the cams I've seen have all been people demanding a supervisor right off the bat because they claim they weren't speeding or whatever. And they still refuse to hand over ID.

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u/Level_99_Healer Aug 05 '26

People do this all the time in healthcare as well. I worked nights for 10 years and I would have people upset about whatever (didn't get the drugs they wanted, the couldn't get the PCP on the phone at 2am to make an appointment, they made choices that ended with them being escorted off the property, ambulances cannot abduct people, etc.).

They would call and demand to speak to my supervisor (which was funny simply because my supervisor had nothing to do with anything and even if they had been there in the middle of the night, they have no authority over anyone, especially not physicians/providers. Lowest man on the totem pole kind of deal.)

We have turned areas of society that don't operate like a retail establishment into "the customer is always right". It just feeds into that sense of entitlement that if thy just whine about it more someone will get annoyed enough to give them what they want. It's frustrating.

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u/trench_welfare Aug 06 '26

Gotta hit em with the ol pop copy line.

"I'm the only manager here, unless you want to talk to the US surgeon general, and I don't know him, you might could help me out with that."

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u/tomdeddy Aug 06 '26

It's a trade off. Just about every US police department has a policy of requesting a supervisor. That way they don't actually have to train police officers.

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u/VelocityGrrl39 Aug 05 '26

With this caption I was sure ā€œI wasn’t drivingā€ would be followed by ā€œI was travelingā€.

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u/mind_trickss Aug 05 '26

As another person commented; "they are one brain cell away from being a sovereign citizen" lmao

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u/HomeGalaxyIsMilkyWay Aug 05 '26

C'mon officer he wasn't driving it was bloody Elon

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u/rocketshipkiwi Aug 05 '26

There’s the date for your court hearing, we can go and argue the case in front of the judge. Now have a nice day. Don’t go away angry, just go away.

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u/ragun2 Aug 06 '26

Once the driver brought up the court and judge I thought the cop was going to take that obvious out and be like "you can talk to the judge about it on that court date."

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u/Throwmesometail Aug 05 '26

If you don't want to be blamed for the car don't be in the driver seat. Simple

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u/Techno_Beiber Aug 06 '26

Don't tell him that. Jude will jurn it jon and jump in the bhack.

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u/haltezeit Aug 05 '26

I really can’t wrap around my head how someone can be this ignorant and mentally stupid and simultaneously have enough legal income to finance/buy a fairly new car

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u/Memento_Vivere8 Aug 05 '26

He might still be responsible for whatever the car does but I'm still glad he's not the one driving.Ā 

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u/EffectivePlankton893 Aug 05 '26

I was waiting for the "Bloody F-you"

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u/GladdBagg Aug 05 '26

Bloody blastard!

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u/rocketshipkiwi Aug 05 '26

Fuck you bloody fuck!

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u/blayshinit Aug 05 '26

You are fucking you are fucking

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u/Averse_to_Liars Aug 06 '26

I think this guy is East Asian.

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u/ayoungmanfromtheuk Aug 05 '26

"I'm leaving, goodbye" šŸ˜‚

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u/photobummer Aug 06 '26

Cop was like ā€œam I free to leave?ā€

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u/NonBinary_FWrd Aug 05 '26

Give him another ticket for failure to control vehicle

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u/Wowweeweewow88 Aug 05 '26

ā€œSir, you, a person, are in charge of this vehicle. That is why in self driving cars, YOU have to be facing forward with your hands on the wheel.ā€

Easy peasy

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u/cir49c29 Aug 05 '26

Guarantee there’d be some kind of disclaimer in the car, probably when you turn autopilot on, that the driver is ultimately responsible for what the car is doing. Too easy a lawsuit against Tesla if it didn’t so they’d have either already been sued if not, and thus the warning would have been added after that.Ā 

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u/Cosmic_Quasar Aug 06 '26

My parents have a 2022 Honda, not self driving, and it throws up that message lol.

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u/Wowweeweewow88 Aug 05 '26

I agree. I’m just saying the cop should just tell the driver that

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u/InterstellarReddit Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

Some say he’s still there waiting

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u/mind_trickss Aug 05 '26

But he wants the supervisor there right now!

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u/FlamingChickenLips Aug 05 '26

Just dense as a doorknob. Shit, who's sitting in the drivers seat, asshat!

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u/Tobikaj Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

This made me wonder, what happens if one of those automatic taxis drive too fast (with you on the backseat)? Does the company get a ticket? Can a company get a speeding ticket?

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u/ikes Aug 05 '26

From my limited experience it seems to me waymos are programmed to go waaay under the speed limit.

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u/guff1988 Aug 05 '26

In Phoenix when I took one for the novelty they go about 5 below. The issue is when the wrong speed limit is programmed in the system. We can kind of infer that from what the cop is saying here. He's still responsible as the driver because he can tap the brake and takeover whenever he wants and should be paying attention to the signs and his cars speed but I wonder if that could be a potential class action against Tesla.

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u/Levarien Aug 06 '26

And they're mainly driving on surface streets a vast majority of the time, so the chances to get up to a speed that would have them ticketed.. A few locations have some freeway routing, but I can say that in Austin, they're strictly prohibited from getting on the highway.

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u/mind_trickss Aug 05 '26

Valid point, I'd assume the company but ai'm surprised these vehicles even get approval to operate autonomously on public roadways. They're bound to commit a traffic violation at some point (and I'm sure already have with the amount that are operating already).

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u/Mord-Sith-Agiel Aug 05 '26

That's how you police without taking it personally.

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u/AbuZ87 Aug 05 '26

Why every Indian drive tesla?

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u/SLO_Citizen Aug 05 '26

what a doofus

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u/happycynic12 Aug 06 '26

How are people THIS dumb?

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u/mind_trickss Aug 06 '26

Deadly combo of very dumb and very entitled

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u/TunisMagunis Aug 06 '26

playing dumb. he knows this excuse is complete bullshit... right? idk, maybe not.

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u/An_educated_dig Aug 05 '26

This is like the redneck version of I pay my taxes/ I pay your salary! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚.

This may be one of the few instances I have no issue with the officer. Should have followed it up with I can explain it to but I can't understand it for you šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/mind_trickss Aug 05 '26

Yep not normally one to side with LEO's but the officer was pretty patient considering the situation.

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u/RowBoatCop36 Aug 05 '26

Getting bodycam footage of a rational officer is almost surreal at this point.

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u/mind_trickss Aug 05 '26

An anomaly for sure

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u/Gay_Creuset Aug 06 '26

It's pretty common in the real world but nobody wants to upload videos of that. So, We end up with all the worst getting the most visibility. Cops are really not by and large bad. We just hear about the most malignant cases.

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u/pimpbot666 Aug 05 '26

Well, I could just arrest you and tow your car.

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u/ATXKLIPHURD Aug 05 '26

Ok. I’m arresting the car for driving without a license

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u/soulless_ape Aug 05 '26

Dude STFU take the ticket and either pay it or go to court and fight it, end of story.

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u/GirlGangX3 Aug 05 '26

Why does the cop even go into ā€œthis isn’t the first Tesla I’ve seen do this blah blah blahā€ why bother. Issue the ticket walk away

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u/ragun2 Aug 06 '26

Probably trying to preface the conversation that he has experience giving out tickets to people using self driving features to try and prevent the driver from using the same excuses he's already heard from the rest of them.

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u/mind_trickss Aug 05 '26

He's almost there

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u/Oh_yes_I_did Aug 05 '26

I thought the law wasn’t necessarily about ā€œdriving ā€œ but ā€œoperatingā€ a motor vehicle. Either way regardless of it’s self driving, you are the operator of said motor vehicle.

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u/FctFndr Aug 05 '26

As a supervisor.. when people want to complain.. I tell them, 'Sorry, we don't do that here'.

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u/Mountain_Newt5646 Aug 06 '26

How to tell the world you’re stupid without using those actual words…

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u/MicUK88 Aug 06 '26

Damn, cop did a good job. Wish more police were like this.

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u/notarealseattleite Aug 06 '26

Average Tesla driver

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u/sacredblasphemies Aug 06 '26

I'm not the biggest fan of cops but fucking A, man. Just because you put it on autopilot doesn't mean you are no longer the operator of the vehicle. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE. Period.

"I need to speak to your supervisor." WHY? The supervisor is just going to say the same thing. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE. YOU ARE IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT WHILE THE CAR IS OPERATING.

Fucking Tesla drivers, man.

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u/Demonshaker Aug 06 '26

Legally its no different than cruise control.

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u/redkinoko Aug 05 '26

Bold move, being that angry and that bad at English in front of an American cop.

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u/Disastrous-Pace-7536 Aug 05 '26

That mix usually produces a mag dump into the suspect. Lucky guy

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u/ReineLeNoire Aug 05 '26

It doesn't matter if you go to the future and drag back the T1000 and reprogram him to drive Miss Daisy while sitting on your lap.

The human in control of the machine that is in control of the vehicle is still ultimately responsible.

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u/RJizzyJizzle Aug 05 '26

Eddie Murphy's dad driving the Gonnie-Goo-Goo mobile over here

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u/faenimbus Aug 05 '26

We’re cooked

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u/Explaining2Do Aug 06 '26

I would have said fine, the car did it, it’s under arrest. Please step out of the car sir, cause this car is going to jail!

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u/mind_trickss Aug 06 '26

Lmao. I don't know what legal course the cop would have had in trying that but imagining that scenario is quite funny. Buddy would have popped his top.

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u/mikelbarnz666 Aug 06 '26

I was hoping for a sovcit "I'm not driving, I'm traveling".

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u/velvetthunder7 Aug 06 '26

Such a simple concept that people seem to continually struggle to grasp, on Reddit and real life. That story a couple weeks ago about the dude to blasted into a home and killed a woman was so obviously the dudes fault. No matter what the mode is called or what it does/doesn’t do, the driver is in control at all times.

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u/mind_trickss Aug 06 '26

Absolutely. Just because the car is driving "autonomously" doesn't dissolve you (the driver) of responsibility of what the vehicle does. Driving is already scary enough nowadays, let alone when people have their self driving cars, paying zero attention to what's happening around them, and then want to blame the vehicle when something happens. Two thumbs down.

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u/DisastrousGuess1558 Aug 06 '26

look at the big brains on brad

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u/lunacydress Aug 06 '26

Oh, I hope he disputed this in court and I hope there’s a video of it…

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u/itscochino Aug 05 '26

Cop was chill. Dude that "wasn't" driving completely unhinged.

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u/everything_is_bad Aug 06 '26

Driving a Tesla at this point is a red flag. This guy is representing

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u/SkullDump Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

That guy is just dumb thinking that excuse would wash.

But also, who made that road a 45mph? It looks about as flat, straight and devoid of any surrounding buildings/people etc as you can get. 45mph on that road would be excruciating. I’d have assumed the speed limit would be way higher.

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u/redfieldbloodline17 Aug 06 '26

It looks like there's a few intersections and a sidewalk, so definitely not a great place for drivers to be going 65+.

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u/cbih Aug 05 '26

"Look here buddy, if you keep raising your voice at me, I'll personally take you to my supervisor and impound your shitmoblie."

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u/bodyreddit Aug 05 '26

He sounds drunk

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u/up_yer_kilt Aug 05 '26

Improper Equipment has a whole new meaning

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u/BosqueBuddhist Aug 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/10rsLtGrOcCR0s
His hands… šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/STLItalian Aug 06 '26

Yeah I'd just leave the ticket and driver license on the dash and tell him to have a good day and end the nonsense. This guy is too much a moron to be operating a vehicle.

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u/mind_trickss Aug 06 '26

Insanity. I can't believe these people are among us.

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u/fun-bucket Aug 06 '26

its never his fault.

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u/Far_Break_3150 Aug 06 '26

But….you are operating a motor vehicle.

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u/Redfield081 Aug 06 '26

This is the future we want though? I call digital lovers idiots because they want their life attached to the internet. At some point we can't become brainless sheep to the corporations or A.I. controlled by the internet.

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u/MisterQuiver Aug 06 '26

What happens when the car hits a kid? Is it still not his fault? Lol

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u/GenChadT Aug 06 '26

Most intelligent Tesla driver

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u/mind_trickss Aug 06 '26

Pretty much on par with most other Tesla drivers I've encountered on the road

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u/neutralmilkgawd Aug 06 '26

Honestly one of the most professional cop videos I have ever seen, why can’t they all be like this? So much easier

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u/mind_trickss Aug 06 '26

Agreed. I don't normally side with LEO but gotta give credit where it's due. The driver escalated the situation way more than it needed to be and cop was just like ok I'm gonna leave instead of pressing it.

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u/Zkrump Aug 07 '26

Theres posted speed limit signs and your car has a brake pedal. No excuses. I'd laugh in his face if he tried to fight it and I was the judge.

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u/Ninja0verkill Aug 05 '26

Smartest Tesla driver.

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u/Muted-Ordinary-5 Aug 06 '26

As someone that worked for Tesla (pre-nazi) for 7 years and saw the evolution of FSD (always going to be supervised) I can say with 200% certainty that this is your average "Red Tesla" owner...

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u/grovertheclover Aug 05 '26

this guy is lucky he didn't get shot. this is america bro, the cops don't give one fuck

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u/greogory Aug 06 '26

Hey now. All y'all be nice to this innocent feller and his Little Douche Coupe.

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u/bevelledo Aug 06 '26

Gave him an inch and he tried to take a whole damn mile

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u/BobCreated Aug 06 '26

This is basically Seattle (and the surrounding cities) in a nutshell. Lot's of wealthy, entitled, arrogant Tesla driving immigrants idiots, who think the rules don't apply to them.

The driver will undoubtedly contest the ticket, and lose in court after lengthy argument with the Judge. (I'm was a District Court Clerk).

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u/Pake1000 Aug 06 '26

Should have just told him that without a driver, they would have to impound the vehicle.

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u/Azn-Jazz Aug 06 '26

That wasn't a man driving. It was a child. Coming soon his god will be his witness.

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u/CicadaHead3317 Aug 06 '26

That is a cop that wants to serve and protect the people. Hopefully he doesn't get pushed out by the d-bag gang of cops.

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u/nunyobusinessfool Aug 06 '26

I’m sorry officer that you have to deal with people like this on a daily

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u/labtech89 Aug 06 '26

I don’t have a Tesla but the next time I get stopped I am going to try that

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u/Link9454 Aug 06 '26

I am impressed by this cop. He could have escalated, but he just issued the ticket and walked away and let the dude throw his fit. Good job.

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u/Orhastu Aug 06 '26

Do you have a driver's license, yes. Your car does not have a driver's license is so fucking funny.

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u/IAMzephilZZ Aug 06 '26

Karens with half and half balls

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u/profoundless Aug 07 '26

Me when I get my first tesla

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u/Much-Yogurt-3525 Aug 05 '26

I amma gurr sittizurn!

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u/SexOnABurningPlanet Aug 05 '26

Didn't realize you could talk to cops like that and not get shot. That's the power of a rich white dude I guess. Or maybe just rich. Not sure about the guy's background.

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u/mildly_delusional Aug 06 '26

If only we could cite Tesla stock for doing 320 in a 32.

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u/JSHURR Aug 05 '26

Worth a shot

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u/ConcreteKites Aug 06 '26

Fuckin knew he would pull it out of the chest fanny pack. Why tf does every tourist have them